"Oh My God Lily you wouldn't believe what just happened to Emily" Chloe said.
"Try me" I said as I pet my cat.
"Last week she found herself a fucking sugardaddy on a sugardaddy web chat kinda thing, and yesterday they met up and guess fucking what?!?! The sugardaddy ended up to be a fucking greek god or should I say greek hot. No pun intended" She said with a cheeky smile, and most importantly in one breathe. Jesus, this girl.. How'd she do that.
"First, you're talking about Emily... As in Emily who dated a freshman guy that only lasted for 7 hours? And secondly, she found the sugardaddy on a what did you say? Sugardaddy what? And thirdly, you're not funny" I said getting interested in the conversation.
"First, yes I am. Secondly, she found it on a sugardaddy web chat... I think its called find-your-sugardaddy.com or something, I dont know. And thirdly, bitch" She said, rolling her eyes.
"Gods, woman, have you ever stopped swearing? Please, give me a break... Let me live... Tsk tsk tsk" I said.
I mean, I wasn't againts her swearing or anything, in fact it was kinda amusing seeing her all stressed up like that. I loved it best when she's in pain. But there was no dog here. Who was she calling a bitch?
"Whatever. So.. Do you wanna try it?" She asked as she walked to my table and came back to the bed with my laptop in her hands.
"Try what? Swearing?" I asked.
"Bitch no, giving birth to a baby iguana. Of course trying the sugardaddy web, you dumb" She said.
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After a good 5 minutes of her trying to 'seduce' me on going to the web, I finally agreed. And the first thing that popped up when you got on the web, was that you need to make an account.
username: CatMyDog
name: Vagissy Diccahoe
date of birth: 17-June-1996
gender: Female
something about yourself:
my name may sounds like vagina and dick a hoe but don't judge a book by its title right?After that, we got to the part of the profile picture, and we decided to go with a picture of some model that we found off tumblr. And finally, we're done!
"Go first Lils" Chloe said, looking at me with interest glowing in her eyes. Satan. But I did it anyway. So to start the adventure, I finally clicked the CHAT button on the site.
Searching for any sugardaddies that's interested in you...
Look at this! SweetBuns21 is one of the people that's interested in you!
You: so... hi daddy...
SweetBuns21: that's not you.
You: what?
SweetBuns21: your profile picture. thats not you.
You: oh sorry. is that your mom?
SweetBuns21: no it's not.
You: so why are you being salty.
You: is this even a sugardaddy site... i sweAr to god its more of a saltydaddy site
SweetBuns21: no one's being salty here.
SweetBuns21: so you're 19?
You: arent you a math expert
SweetBuns21: i'm 21.
You: well, that explains the cheesy @
SweetBuns21: why are you here?
You: my friend forced me into this, said that i should find myself a sugardaddy. what about you tho
SweetBuns21: bored.
SweetBuns21: could you add me as a friend so that we could talk on the personal chat?
You: is this the part where you ask for my nudes then no thank you
SweetBuns21: i'm not gonna ask for your nudes.
You: thats what my brother said too... look where that got himself.. a daughter at the age of 16
SweetBuns21: i'm 21, it's different.
You: different how?
SweetBuns21: could you just add me real quick?
You: whatever
CatMyDog added SweetBuns21 as a friend!
CatMyDog and SweetBuns21 are now friends!You: so different hoW?
SweetBuns21: as i said before, i'm 21.
You: yeah, and hows that any different
SweetBuns21: i'm a man. i'm maturer.
You: says you whose username is sweetbuns
You: and besides, my brother is now 21 too!
SweetBuns21: did i ask?
SweetBuns21: besides, it has nothing to do with my username.
SweetBuns21: anyway why is your username CatMyDog?
You: deAr gods, is this dora the explorer or something
You: but no reason i guess. it was kind of like a last minute decision
You: anyway... whats up?
SweetBuns21: im 9 1/5 inches.
You: excuse me?
SweetBuns21: thought you might wanna know. my wood size is 9 1/5
You: ttyl. goodnight. see you never again. bye.
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Teen FictionYou: anyway... whats up? SweetBuns21: im 9 1/5 inches You: excuse me? SweetBuns21: thought you might wanna know. my wood size is 9 1/5 When a ball sack of sarcasm and a ball sack of hotness met in a web chat... Or should I say... A sugardaddy web c...