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Chapter 2 - The Babygirl

"Oh My God Lily that was so funny! Anyway, it's already past 9. I think I should go... But please do tell me all the details if you're thinking about chatting the guy again" She said as she winked at me.

How dare that horse. Getting me into this mess, and just gonna leave like that? I swear to God, if she comes by again tomorr--

DING
DING

SweetBuns21 wants to chat with you! Reply to him!

Like hell I'd reply to him. He literally told me his dick size which I didn't even ask about.

DING
DING

How did he still even has the nerve to chat me is beyond me. I'll just ignor--

DING
DING

THAT SON OF A TRASH!! UGH!!

SweetBuns21: sorry

SweetBuns21: i thought you're one of those girls, you know.

SweetBuns21: can you talk to me. i feel so bad and uncomfortable

SweetBuns21: because if you haven't noticed already, i just told you my dick size..

You: oh boy, i noticed alright. and good thing you're feeling uncomfortable bc so am i

You: and what did you mean by one of those girls? did you peg me as someone who'd just casually ask for a guy's dick size or smth

SweetBuns21: yes actually. sorry. i thought you were just playing hard to get.

You: how flaTTERING THANKS DADDY

SweetBuns21: my real name is Adam

You: how sweet, i finally know the name of my daddy

SweetBuns21: i'm from new york

You: how are you trusting me with all these informations is beyond me ://

You: but cool!! tell me more about new york!!

SweetBuns21: new yorker guys tend to have longer dicks

You: i thougHT WEVE TALKED ABOUT THIS BEFOre goddamN it

You: whats with you and dicks

You: seriously, stop

SweetBuns21: anyway, its so dark here.

You: of course jackass, its almost 10

SweetBuns21: im gonna go find myself a fleshlight or something.

You: you mean, a flashlight?

SweetBuns21: no, a fleshlight

You: whats a fleshlight

You: hold up, let me google it up

You: YOU HORNY ASS HIPPOPOTAMUS

You: GET YOU AND YOUR UGLY PUN OUT OF THIS WORLD