Realms of the -illmafia Clique (rant book)

Smacking Lips (ZoeTheHalfrican)

*Marshall's face is me when people smack their lips really loud and obnoxiously right near your ears*

This isn't really a legit rant what I'm about to say, but it's something we can possibly all relate maybe?

Yes? Ok, great, let's talk about when....

PEOPLE HAVE TO LITERALLY RUIN YOUR DAY AND SMACK THEIR LIPS LOUDLY AND CHEW WHEN THEYRE EATING AND THE NOISE IS BASICALLY EQUIVALENT TO THE AMOUNT OF DECIBELS AT A PUNK ROCK CONCERT!¡111!!!¡?????¿!!

...can anybody relate to me?

I know I'm not the only one that struggles with this in life.😂

My dad smacks constantly ALL the time when he eats. Like if we're eating in the car and he's sipping on a can of soda or eating some really greasy fried chicken, I literally want to stop at the nearest hospital to have my eardrums removed.

That's why I always have my Beats on. One: because I ain't gonna tolerate the sound and two: they're my Beats. My headphones are basically like a part of my body; an anatomy.

I just can't dude - I'm cringing just thinking and hearing the sound of smacking inside my head! Agh! I can't bro.

I'm that sensitive to smacking. I don't have an ear problem that makes them sensitive to certain noises, I just can't tolerate it.

Here's my question to people who think it's somehow, appropriately acceptable in society to smack their lips...

WHO? WHAT? WHEN? WHY? HOW? WHYYYYYY?

DID THE UNITED NATIONS GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO SMACK THEM?!?!?

NO? Then don't do it!!!!!!😩 Plz stawp for the sake of America's troubled society and youth today plz && thank u have a blessed day

But for real though man.

Now I'll admit, I smack a lot and my mom tells me all the time but it doesn't sound that loud, well to me.

But when if I hear someone like my dad or anybody smacking obnoxiously like shit, uh bye Felicia. Not today.

"Gotta blast!"