Coulson walked into Fitz's room to find Jemma and Fitz asleep, Fitz's arms wrapped protectively round Jemma's waist and her head against his chest.
"Merry Christmas!" Coulson yelled. "Wake up." Jemma woke up and pushed herself up from Fitz's arms, waking him up too.
"Merry Christmas sir." Jemma yawned.
"Get dressed and come down to the living area." Coulson told them before leaving Fitzsimmons. Soon after Coulson left Jemma did to get dressed.
May walked into Daisy's room, finding Daisy, Mack and Lincoln passed out, Mack on the floor, snoring loudly and Daisy sprawled on top of Lincoln on her bed. They were surrounded with empty bottles.
"Shit." May muttered stepping over a bottle. "Wake up." She yelled. Mack was the first to wake up. He groaned slowly lifting his head up and collapsed again. "Get up!" Daisy squinted her eyes open and moaned rolling off Lincoln, she grabbed onto her stomach.
"Lincoln." She groaned hitting him.
"Ow." He whimpered waking up.
"Get up, get dressed and get your asses downstairs." She ordered, turning to leave.
"She ma'am." Mack muttered. Daisy lifted up the top half of her body.
"Oh and Merry Christmas, mum." She smirked. She smiled before turning to face her.
"I'm not your mum."
Coulson stood outside before going inside in case they had done 'it'. Because let's face it; they did 'it' often. He knocked on the door.
"Come in." Bobbi yawned. Coulson peered his head in.
"Merry Christmas." Coulson said. "We're opening presents so come down when your ready."
"Will do sir." Bobbi said. Coulson left them in peace. "Hunter." Bobbi hissed. When he didn't wake up Bobbi hit him. He woke up and whimpered.
"What the bloody hell was that for?" He yelped.
"Merry Christmas." She said.
Jemma was the first one downstairs. She decided to make Fitz and her a tea, so she did. Fitz joined her.
"There you go." Jemma said passing him a tea. He took it.
"Merry Christmas." He smiled sipping it. Daisy groggily walked into the kitchen to Fitzsimmons, doing so she tripped over nothing.
"Shit." She muttered. Fitzsimmons sniggered. "It's not funny." She grumbled.
"It kinda is." Fitz muttered.
"Are you okay?" Simmons asked holding back her laughter.
"Can I have some water, please." She said resting on the sideboard. Jemma turned to get her a glass of water sniggering to herself." She passed it to her and Skye laid down. Lincoln was the next to stumbling into the living area, falling onto Daisy. She pushed him off groaning. Mack came into the living area, hungover but better than the other two.
"How?" Lincoln asked still on the floor.
"A.) I had a lot less to drink than you two. And B.) I have a bigger body than you two. Sparky, yours should ware off next." He said sitting down.
"I don't know." Jemma said walking in with Fitz.
"What are you saying?" Daisy said raising an eyebrow.
"Nothing. Can't you use your superpowers or something?"
"Oh yeah, I'll just use electricity to get rid of alcohol." Lincoln sassed. Hunter and Bobbi walked in. Hunter saw Daisy and Lincoln.
"What the bloody hell happened to them?" He asked.
"Alcohol." Mack laughed.
5 minutes later Daisy and Lincoln were better but May and Coulson still hadn't arrived.
"What is taking them so long?" Bobbi asked. Just then, Coulson came in dressed as Santa and May an Elf. Everyone laughed.
"Tell anyone about this." She growled, "and you know what I can do."
"Lighten up May. It's Christmas." Daisy said, smirking. May rolled her eyes.
"Ho ho ho!" Coulson said brightly. "Who wants presents?" He asked. Fitzsimmons and Daisy cheered, being the youngest children. Bobbi and Mack laughed a nodded. Hunter and Lincoln just looked confused and slowly nodded. Coulson nudged May who fake smiled.
"Secret Santa first." May said. Everyone gave May their presents. She gave them out. Fitz opened some monkey pyjamas from 'your favourite Inhuman xx'.
"Thank you." He said. When he took them out he saw the size and glared at Daisy. The size was 12. Kids size. "There will be a time, Daisy Johnson, when you make fun of my youthful looks. You'll be a jealous, wrinkly, old hag." He said putting the pyjamas down. Daisy smirked, unwrapping hers from 'teddy bear'. She thanked Mack and opened a teddy bear with a black catsuit on.
"Funny." She laughed. Hunter was the next to open his present from the 'fellow Brit'. He opened a pair of union jack boxers.
"Thanks Simmons." He said. He turned to Bobbi; "you'll be seeing these a lot. Or won't."
"Hunter!" She hissed, slapping him. She opened hers from 'monkey' it was a book of pictures of monkeys and birds dressed as Star Wars characters. She chuckled to herself and hugged Fitz. Simmons unwrapped a gift from 'I'm amazing' she opened up a book of the periodic table.
"Thank you, Bobbi." Jemma said. Lincoln was next his present from 'your girlfriends mum' he opened a chocolate pizza.
"Thanks May." Lincoln got Coulson Captain America cards and Coulson got May a mug.
(A/N: THIS WILL HOPEFULLY REALLY CUTE AND I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT! ALSO. IM LAZY AF SO THEY WON'T GET A PRESENT FROM EACH INDIVIDUAL PERSON. ENJOY.)
"Okay." May said. "Main presents." She opened the sack and took out the first present. "For Daisy." She said passing it to her.
"Thanks, mum." She said taking the parcel. May fake smiled at her. She opened the present, revealing a new Apple Mac. She squealed in delight. "Thank you."
"Just because you're Inhuman now doesn't mean you can't use your other talents." Simmons smiled. Daisy ran to her a squeezed her,
"You're cute." She laughed. Jemma was a little confused but shrugged it off and hugged her back. Daisy ran back to her seat next to Lincoln and snuggled against him.
"Next present is for Bobbi." Coulson boomed (he was really getting into this) passing her the present. Bobbi unwrapped a box. She smiled intrigued to find out what it is she opened so,e shiny, new batons.
"Awww, thanks guys." She said. Hunter kissed her cheek.
"Merry Christmas, sweetheart." May handed the next present to Coulson. He unwrapped it finding a load of vintage Captain America shit like cards, pens, posters ect... He smiled and thanked the team. The next to open the presents was Simmons, reviving some science crap. Then Mack who got a drone, Lincoln who got a shock ball, May who got, well, guns and Hunter who got some beer and whiskey.
"Jemma? Would you do me the honour?" May asked winking at her.
"Ahh. Yes." She said running out. A few minutes later Simmons walked back in with a cage. She walked closer to Fitz smiling. When she was close enough she placed a small kiss on Fitz's lips. He blushed.
"Merry Christmas, Fitz." She whispered passing him the cage. He opened the cage and out ran a little monkey.
"Thank you!" He said. Daisy walked over to Fitzsimmons, taking their hands. She pulled them of the seat and walked them somewhere.
"Guys. If you're going to kiss on Christmas, do it properly." Fitzsimmons looked up seeing mistletoe above them. Jemma blushed and looked down.
"Oh....umm..." She stuttered, embarrassed. Fitz looked at Simmons and crashed his lips onto hers. He wrapped his arms round her pulling her body closer to his, never wanting to let her go. Daisy squealed a little slapping Bobbi and Hunter excitedly. They all high-fived. Fitz pulled away and smiled at Jemma, God he had wanted to do that for so long. Coulson smiled at the children.
"So what do you want to do now?" He asked
"How about we watch 'A Wonderful Life'." Bobbi smirked
A/N: I HOPE YOU ENJOYED MY CHRISTMAS ONE-SHOTS, SORRY THOS ONES LATE. ALSO WOULD ANY OF YOU READ AN AOS HARRY POTTER AU?
