My "Life" With Hades.

a bit bored and then some

I am bored! I hate being bored! It's winter and Drog and his group of centaurs went south or something for the winter, as did some of his friends he introduced me to..... So I'm going stir crazy here in the under world... Oh wait is that cake? Nope not cake just something that looks like it..... Our winter deaths have stopped for the time being and so its just I and some others down here waiting for desperate people wanting to make desperate deals but even that is slow...... So in the mean time I am bored and all that's available to do down here is either clean after Cerebus, eat dink or help cause mischief and chaos! I've done all I just mentioned now I'm bored.....I think I'll go eat again after all that is one of the only things I can do for now.... And yup I just saw actual cake this time so gonna go claim it before someone else does..... Just gotta get up......oh shoot I'll just poof it over to me as well as the rosted pig and rosted turkey and wine for I'm to lazy to move not to mention do to being stuck down here I gained some weight so I'm a bit on the chunky side right now and about to get chunkier and maybe a bit drunk to go with it but as of now I really don't care....I am bored and nothing else to do!!! So eat this yummy food I shall and I'm NOT sharing.... Unless dad wants some that is..... He I'll share with...gods I hate being bored but this food is so stinking good! Hey I know I'll see about getting some poor soul up there to give in to their gluteny of food and wreck their quote unquote diet! But first let me Finnish this wine and food and then magically make myself slimmer there for they can be more easily ticked thinking they won't get fat! Boom baby! I just solved my bored issue people get ready to give in to your inner fat kid!