Five Nights At Freddys · The Chronicles Of A Spoof

Christmas at Freddys

December 1st...

Chica: How long did you say my advent calender has to last

Marionette: It is a countdown for the end of your life you stupid man, I bet it is

Mike: It is counting down for Christmas

Jeremy: *from somewhere in the world* Mike get yo flaccid ass here and allow meh to watch it become erect

*a bulge forms in Mikes denim shorts*

Toy Chica: But I wanted that bulge to be mine

Mangle: Hahahahahahhahahahahha *dies*

Marionette: Oh crap my only job in life *resurrects Mangle*

Mangle: I get a hard D every night

*Foxy walks into the room* *everyone looks at Foxy*

Foxy: Wut do you small adopted peasants want

Mangle: I meant it as in a dildo senpai doesn't want meh so I made a substitute

Foxy: Show meh some of your dildo action and you can have meh for a night

*Mangle pulls a big, blue, 22ft, glittery dildo from her vagina*

Toy Chica: Threesomes are quite fun

*everyone has sex together*

December 25th at 1:21am...

*everyone is still having sex together*

Santa: Ho ho ho you hoes *falls down chimney*

Freddy: Come and join us *fingers his FUNKY MONKEY WILLY*

Santa: But first *reaches into his pants and pulls out sex toys for everyone* fresh from my anus, Merry Christmas

Marionette: *falls down the chimney* Oh my god, reindeer are good at giving blowjobs

Toy Bonnie: My willy fell off

Springtrap: Did I bite too hard sugar

Golden Freddy: No that was my nipple you bit off

Toy Bonnie: So who bit my willy off

Balloon Boy: I did

JJ: I have a great sex toy *fingers herself with Toy Bonnies penis*

Toy Bonnie: You can keep it

Rudolph: *his head comes down the chimney* Come and join us up here

*everyone climbs up the chimney*

Freddy: I love having sex

Toy Chica: Santa let us see your boobs

*Santa pulls out his 1000DDD cup boobs*

Bonnie: Now for your willy

*Santa reaches deep inside his pants and pulls out a big willy, the willy then evolved into Shrek and he cummed and everyone drowned*

Merry Christmas...