Try me bitch

plotting at it's finest part 2

I looked at Ezra and AJ both with a huge smile , as I clapped my hands loudly " so let's end all this sappy shit and drink our asses of now "

They both looked at me displeased , AJ looked at her watch and looked back at me " you do realise that it's only 11:10 right, it's not even noon yet"

I shrugged " and your point is " I said while making a trailing of motion with my hand. They both slapped their hands on their foreheads in disbelief simultaneously, wow they're really in sync though,

Ezra snapped his fingers in front of my face to grab my attention, " yea" I said casually.

" you really need to stop zoning out you know , and I'm not serving you until at least 2 " he said with a stern face

"Come on be cool"

" I don't wanna be cool if it means you risk dying little girl"

" I'm not little and it won't kill me" I shouted back

" bitch drinking leads to CANCER "he said shouting it like it's common knowledge, there are some people who don't know this , you know

" if you drink excessively, yea but I don't "

"Really Nigga , u trying to pull jokes, when your 4 more drinks to becoming a registered alcoholic at the age of 16"he looked disbelieving my at me, and had a "really nigga" expression.

I scoffed and crossed my arms as I looked at him, " I'll get you back old man"

He twisted around so fast I think he got whiplash " little girl I am 20 last time I checked that was not old"

" yea right to who??" I smirked causing him to give me the deadliest glare on earth. I just love teasing him.

Before he could say anything AJ butted in " ok you two stop this before you start throwing punches , knowing the both of you" she eyes us both with a calm expression

" yes mother AJ" me and Cole said at the same time, this is a joke we do , AJ is the rational one of the group she thinks things over whereas I don't , get my drift, And Cole he's just the supply of booze and the whore, no shade no tea

This fool sleeps around but we can't judge since he's got standards, that's more than we can say for some, *cough cough dickhead.( my nickname for that ass)

But we all love each other so it's fine , an idea popped into my head and I looked at both of my best friends with an eerie smile on my face " guys do u know what we should do"

AJ looked at me with a knowing frown, " I am not going to jail again for one of your absurd idiotic ideas"

" hey the last idea was bulletproof how was I supposed to know that it was illegal"

"You should've checked , for goodness sake, "

" hey I had to make sure the plan was perfect and how was I supposed to know that guy would be there at that point in time "

"he ended up in the hospital for 4 months for a broken jaw,broken hand and face ."

" I said sorry " I said lamely, it was my fault but she's overreacting, we didn't even go to jail it was just juvie and community service, for 30 days.

She looked disappointed " he had to get fucking plastic surgery, to cover what happened "

" I know it was a bit funny tho" I say trying to hold in my laughter, while she just gives me a stern mother look.

Before AJ could respond , Cole gave his response " wait what the fuck did you two do?"

Me and AJ both looked at each other and said " we're not allowed to say" simultaneously.