Try me bitch

erections and diarrhoea

~~~~~~ Zander's pov'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I looked at the clock in the room and saw there was still 30 minutes of lunch left, which meant everyone would be outside eating, so I could go outside and get clothes,

Wait shit I have my phone, I looked for it and found it on the floor next to my locker, I turned it on just to find that it had run out of battery, shit I should really charge my phone.

I sat down and thought of a way out of this predicament, could I actually go outside like this, with my dick looking angry.

'Wait a second, I'm a fucking idiot sometimes.' I ran over to the basin at the side of the room and looked for the extra clothes that are thrown in here,

Everything in here was women's clothes, there were even thongs.. fuck I could pull a john tucker and wear the thong, but that was fiction it wouldn't work plus you have to be dumb as fuck to believe people would actually copy it, just cause he was popular.

I looked around the room, again just praying for something to help me out here....... 'the carpark..... nah too far'

Fuck I'm gonna have to go outside like this, now don't get me wrong I'm not ashamed of my body or anything but walking around school butt naked that's a no no, even if it's empty.

I went to the stalls and took the towel I used after my shower and tied it around my waist, my dick stood at full attention under the towel, not gonna lie the towel felt good against my dick, not sexually but just it did..

My stomach decided at that point to make itself known, it made a loud gurgling sound,

'Oh shit' I held my stomach in pain and ran back to the toilet, the pain is real..

My ass is on fire, how do gay guys handle this pain after a rough night, I know it's not the same but the pain probs is.

I walked out of the bathroom and washed my hands again, I looked at the clock again and saw I had about 15 minutes left..

Shit I ran out clutching the towel, I ran towards the school avoiding the field, obviously

It took about 30 seconds sprinting to reach the school, I walked in cautiously, keeping against the lockers, I passed a couple of english rooms and saw they were empty, expected since it is lunch.

Wait, I walked back to the maths classroom I passed, I opened the door cautiously and walked in to see my watch on the teachers desk, and under it a note..

' found one but can you find the others' the handwriting was messy which made it kinda hard to read,

I grabbed my watch and put it on my wrist, guess that little bitch hid all my shit around the school, ugh do I find my stuff or just go the nurses office, she usually has clothes in there..

Deciding to head to the head office I decided to head to the nurses office, it's close to the head office so it's like hitting two birds with one stone.

Beginning my walk to the head office, awkwardly clutching my towel again I ran, then froze when I heard a loud screeching

RRRIIIINNNNNGGGGG

Shit lunch is over, I ran into the girls toilets, before people started coming back in

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Tj's pov -------------------------------

Following zander around was hilarious, I had my phone camera on him the whole time, he was so dumb he didn't even notice me following him from afar.

Just then the bell decided to ring and I saw him freeze than run into the first room he could find, which just so happened to be the girls toilets

Aw bhooo he's gonna find his underwear, but I guess it's better than him finding his jeans or shirt, not gonna lie man was secretly hot