Try me bitch

Game on

TJ's pov:

Walking into school the next day was the most weirdest shit ever, it was weirder than when bran walked in on cersei and her brother fucking..

Bitches be happy I went to the first season on that, I could've completely spoiled the whole series for you, anyhoo people were just looking at me weirdly and it felt wrong like way wrong, but remembering that I'm a bad bitch I continued to model walk my way to my locker.

I opened my locker to have not one not two but a whole lockerfull of condoms come out my locker

'Well shit'

I kneeled down picking up the note that fell, people were looking at me shocked, I was the prankster not the prankee, its like the world has went topsy turvy,

'Since you wanna get me so excited so badly why don't I help you out'

Crumpling the piece of paper and grabbing my books, I turned around slamming my locker like nothing had happened, people continued to look at me, so me being me I decided to have fun with this

'Step right up, first come first serve, I'm having a free giveaway on condoms, its none of that one size fits all bullshit, I've got..'

Kneeling down I looked at the sizes, and saw most were XL, I'm not gonna comment, but there were a few L's and mediums in there.

'Mediums, large and extra large, for all you guys carrying. Use protection don't get pregnant when you don't even know how many states are in america, or who the hell mugabe was. '
I shouted like a fifties salesman, pretty soon I had whole rows of people coming and picking up the condoms off the floor and taking some out of my hands, pretty soon they were all gone.

The bell decided to ring ay that point, so I casually started walking to my first class only to be stopped by dun dun dun.... the principle,

Looking at my watch I said ' 9:05 huh a new record'

'TJ were you just giving away condoms to underage students' he said red faced

'You say that like I'm not underage, what's the issue, I'm actually helping out the guidance counsellor, he was gonna give them out at some point, I just helped the guy'

' That's not the issue.. ugh where did you even get all those condoms anyway' he was massaging his head as he spoke

'They came tumbling out of my locker' I shrugged

'Do you know who did it?'

'Nope, guess I have an admirer or least a horny stalker' you see I am many things, but I am not a snitch. Plus I wanna get him back on my own terms in my own way.

'Not creepy at all, if this happens again inform me and we will find the culprit, but for now get to class'

'yes sir' I saluting and walking away.

Timeskip lunch

I was sitting with AJ and a few friends from the IT club, hey we don't discriminate up in here

Also I owe them a lot for the amount of times they've done me favours.

' noooo daenrys will be queen I can bet money on it' mikey argued

'Nope hun cersei is an evil bitch she'll find a way. Where there's a will there's a way' AJ argued causing mikey to blush significantly from being called hun

'Nah nah guys let me settle this, jon snow will be king and he shall rule over everything' ok bitches I know jon isn't even trying to win the kingship, but he's my baby so he's getting it.