humanstuck! gamzee x reader [FINISHED!]

day off... finally

you awoke blissfully as you always did on Sunday... it was awesome. you went to slide out of your bed but you had forgotten about the events of last night. you nudged into your shirtless juggalo roomate. you blushed furiously as you scrambled out of your bed. why did you blush? I mean yeah he was tastey eye candy but he was obviously crazy... and drugged up. come on _____ use your brain. you were supposed to be more mature than this. anywho you went into your kitchen only to find empty faygo bottles scattered around the floor. you grumble to yourself as you pick them up. you notice a note on the fridge. the writing was weird as hell but you could kinda understand it. it reads:

HeY MoThErFuCkEr,

I'm SoRrY I dRaNk AlL yOuR fAyGo AnD sHiT. IlL gO gEt YoU sOmE mOrE oF tHe WiCkEd ElIxIr ToMoRrOw SiS! hOnK. (0:

you couldn't help but laugh at the little honk at the end. it was cute as fuck. you fold up the note and stuff it in your pocket. just then you heard footsteps coming down the hallway. gamzee came around the corner with a dopey smile. you nearly gasped. you hadn't seen it before since he was laying down but his polka dotted pabts rode very low on his hips. you could see the lines that hinted at what lay beneath them. woah woah... keep your cool _____ calm the fuck down. he streched out his skinny arms in a loud yawn. god why did he have to be so damn hot and adorable at the same time? "hey sis. imma go get you some more motherfuckin faygo. what flavor you like?" "erm.. erm... what?" you asked. you had completely zoned out staring at his perfect body. he just laughed and walked back to the room. after retrieving his shirt, he asked you the question again. red faced and studdering you answered him. embaressment consuming you now. he left without another incident. you flopped onto your bed as a horrible realization washed over you. you were falling for gamzee...