Klaus' Daughter

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a/n Okay, okay, okay i know I suck. I'm sorry I haven't posted anything in a thousand years, but I had school, now im off for awhile so i'll post more. Enjoy <3. 

Elijah, Kol and I hop into the car "anything you need before we leave Eli asks. "Well Mrs. Forgetful (I point at myself) forgot her purse at the Salvatore house", I joke. "Is that everything?", Elijah asks. "Oh crap, I forgot my pizza!", I scream. "you and your food", kol says. "You just don't understand kol, it's true love. And when you love some one, you have keep them safe", emotionally say. Both of them laugh. "You realize you just refereed to pizza as someone", Elijah smiles. "why can't anyone understand me", I dramatically fall on the other two sets. We pull up to the Salvatore. "I'll be one second", I jump out of the car. I walk to the door "nock nock", I say and open the door. "Stefan? Doppalganger Wench? Anybody?", I call. I walk over to the kitchen. A gust of wind hits me, and Damon is beside me. "oh great you again", I walk over to the table and pick up my purse. "Aren't you a massive bitch", Damon jokes. "I prefer moody, but bitch works", I smile. "What happened to you", he just realized my face. "Little tip, don't screw with Klaus", I walk to the fridge. "Klaus bet up a girl", Damon asked shocked. I look for my pizza "not just any girl his daughter. WHO THE F**K TOOK MY- oh wait there it is", I take the pizza box and walk to the door. Damon was still shocked that Klaus would hit a girl. "see ya in hell", I shout and leave.

Car

"Where are we going?", I ask. "Denver", kol replies. "Seriously Denver. "Out of all the places we could go you pick. Denver", a say sarcastically. "Hey, at least it's not Minnesota", kol jokes. "you have a very valid point", I joke. I can see Elijah shake his head "you two and your jokes", Elijah mumbles. "it's not out fault we were born hilarious", we say at the same time. We all burst into laughter "quick kol, Take a picture Mr. Serious is laughing", I say still laughing.

We had been driving for almost 20 hours . Kol reaches to the back to grab the last slice of pizza. I grab his arm "do it I dare you", I say. He grabs the last piece and shoves it in his mouth. I look at him with horror "prepare to die", i give him a death stare if looks could kill. We start having a sissy fight. The fight eventually stops, I like to believe that I won.

Later

I don't know how we started talking about this but "please I could easily take both of you" I say. "oh really", Elijah asks. I nod. "You wanna bet", kol. "Yup loser buys drinks?" I say. Both of them agree. "Eli, pull over", I shot. He swerves into a small farm. We stand about 750 mitres away. Eli and kol on one side, and me on the other. The come charging at me, grabbing each others wrists. They run linked into my stomach making Me fall on my back. But quickly do a Ninja jump to my feet. Elijah puts me in a head lock, but I flip him over my shoulder. Kol comes running and grabs my arm bending it back, I twist around and do a Arial kit to his face. Both Kol and Elijah my wrists, I scream in pain, fooling them, "Cece are you okay", kol asks. I grab both their head and smash them together. "Now for those drinks", I walk away. They moan and walk after me. "So I heard of this little place just outside of the airport has the best pie", I smile. "I thought we bet on drinks?" Elijah asks. "Ya, but I'm in a pie kinda mood", I smile. "And Boo ate my last pice of pizza", I add. "I hate when you call my boo", kol frowns. "Oh boo, stop being melodramatic", I tease. I gave him that pet name along time ago.

London 1783

Kol was late coming how again, he is always at the bar hitting on women. Being the devious person I am, i hid in the bushes. Waiting for Kol to come home. I finally hear him walking up the path way to the door. And just at the right moment I jump out and scream "BOO!". Kol jump up in the air and fell and his ass. Kol stud up brushing off his suit. I couldn't stop laughing "Oh. My. God. Your face", I say. "I don't find it to be that funny", kol looks at me and burst out laughing. "okay it's a little funny", he admits.

"sorry brother, but that's a horrible pet name", Elijah laughs. "Hey, I can make an equally bad one for you", I joke. "I'm good with Eli", Elijah says. "You sure 'bout that?" I joke. "postive", Elijah replies. "make a left Right now!", I shout, "calm your tits", kol replies, I smack him on the arm. Elijah pulls up to "barneys pub" where I spent most of the 90's drunk in the back booth. It was a perfect place to stay being right next to the airport so I could fed on travelers any time I want. we walk in the door elijah and my left and kol on my right, the pub is field with a bunch of drunken slobs and four girls that look not a day older then 18. I use my vamp hearing to lesson to a blonde that is whispering into a ginger's ear "oh my god the one in the suit is hot" and the Ginger replies "not as hot a the younger one" "true" the blonde adds "God I just want to make out with him" says the blonde. I turn my head to them "over my dead body" And we walk away. "Oh Cece why did you do that they were talking about how hot I was", kol complains. "ya but I felt bad for Elijah, they weren't drooling over him" I reply. "I'm spoken for" Eli states. "So your telling me that if Megan fox walked through the door right now, you wouldn't hit on her because of some flirtanship the happened in the 14th century?" I ask. "If Megan fox walked through the door she would be all mine, darling". Kol winked. I role my eyes "kol go flirt with blondey and carrot top do the whole flirty sexiness that girls so easily fall for, they look tasty. Eli go get us some pie", I tell kol and Eli "and that's an order, now if u wouldn't mind Im gonna go talk to tall, dark and giant muscles!", I smirk noticing a very attractive guy at the bar. "Really Cece?" kol asks. "Kol he is very attractive", Elijah states. "Elijah you are the best", I say laughing. I take a seat three chairs away from mystery man. I flip my blonde hair back and smile at him. He sends a apple martini to me, "really do I look like an 15 year old girl at a party?" I say under my breathe, I hear both kol and Elijah laugh at me. I shake my head and walk over to him. "You know I wouldn't be the smartest if I drank this, you know you could have put so sort of drug in it", I joke. "Or are you just not going to drink it because it's an apple martini?" kol says from across the room in a whisper so that only I can hear. "Well by the look of your boyfriends, drugging you wouldn't be the smartest", he smiles. "boyfriends?!" I laugh. "you're off, like way off" i can hear both Eli and Kol laughing. "Then who are they brothers? Friends?" he asks. "pests just go with best friends, the story is way to long", I smile. "Well do you have a boyfriend then. He asks. "couldn't be any more subtle", Kol whispers. "No, I travel to much and plus if I had a boyfriend he would get his ass kicked by those two". I joke. "I think I could take them" he states. "Oh honey you have no idea". Kol and Elijah could kill him in a heartbeat with they're eyes closed. "What does that mean, you think I'm weak?". He asks. "not that they're just really strong", I say. "Cecelia, you're winnings are waiting for you", Kol says from behind me. "well if you wouldn't mind, I have to go gloat", I say. I confused look crossed his face "Oh I creamed them is something", I explain. "I wouldn't say cream" kol says "Oh I would". "well it was loving talking to you" I smile and stand up. "wait!". He pulls out a pen and writes something down. "if you would like to call me sometime, that's my number". "Why thank you". "it was nice meeting you-" "oh Cecelia, but call me that and I will rip out your liver. Lia is fine" he smiles and walks away. I walk to the booth that Elijah and kol are siting in and I look down at the napkin 213-457-8123 -Jeremy Gilbert. "Fuck me!" I whisper-shout.