I Like You, Damn It! [BxB/Yaoi]

Chapter 1 - Annoying Dog

I groan as I walk to hell. Many students are staring at me, I don't give a shit. Suddenly I felt someone tapped my back, I yelped in surprise. "I-Ishikawa-senpai?!" I whisper-shouted to the ikemen. "Yo! My cute kouhai~" He winked at me and slung his arm over my shoulder. I blushed and turned away from him. "Why are you...approaching me? I mean, everyone's avoiding me...you should t--" I was cut off by him covering my mouth with his big hand. "One, I'd like to tease you everyday. Two, you're very, very cute! Three, I'd like to be friends with you. Four, I fell for y--" I cut this hot stuff off by licking his hand. "EW!!! WHAT THE HECK, PRETTY BOY?" Ren wipes his hand with his handkerchief. "You're annoying. Die." I said with monotone voice and walk away.

The ravenette slightly blushed. "Uwah so cute..." He muttered. Yeah, he's kinda maso, isn't he? 'I want to tease him until he begs to stop~' the man thought and began to daydream about the ridiculous idea.

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I dozed off as soon as Shintaro-sensei explains about some shits I don't even care. I was about to fell into deep slumber until a ruler was slapped loudly on my desk. I groan and rub my eyes. "What is it now..." I yawned and try to open my eyes. "Now? Do you even know you're in my class, huh Asakura-kun?" Annoying-sensei said with an annoyed tone. I can feel glares coming from those 'smart' kids who are pissed because I cut their precious lesson. "Yeah, so?" I asked. Sensei inhales a deep breath, enduring his anger. "Do the question number 5." He said and smirked, thinking I'd not know the answer.

I got up from my seat and walk to the black board. I picked up a chalk and begin to write formulas in fast speed. I can feel sensei's mouth went agape and few gasps from my classmates. As I finished the question, I put the chalk back and smirked. I turned around and look at sensei. "Well, how did I do? Sensei~" I smiled sweetly at him.

"Y-You..."
"Hmmm?"
"YOU DID IT WRONG, SO WRONG. THIS QUESTION IS SO EASY HOW COME YOU CAN'T EVEN ANSWER THIS?!"
"W-WHAT? IT WAS WRONG?"
"I JUST SAID SO, YOU IDIOT."
"Ah. I read the wrong question."

And then Shintaro-sensei raged again, this time he almost flipped the table. It took 5 students to hold him back.

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Hell yeah it's lunch time. I look over at the girls who asked me to eat together yesterday. They glare at me and giving me the 'You-Are-Cute-But-You-Are-A-Jerk-So-Fuck-Off' looks. I shrugged and take my wallet with me.

As I walk out of the classroom, I bumped into someone. Way to go, Kou. You always bump into someone, you clumsy twat. I quickly bowed to the person I bumped and apologized.

"You really need to stop bumping into me like this you know, Kou-chan~" The familiar sexi shit smirked and pets my hair. I swat his hand away and walk away from him. "Stay away from me." I spat at him and go to the cafetaria. "Ah...today there's a special sale, so it's kinda packed in the cafetaria." Ren said while smiling. I gulped and turn around to him. "There are guys from karate club, football team, basketball team, volleyball team, track team...you can say pretty much all huge and tall guys are there!" Ren's smile went wider when he noticed me trembling in fear. "Woah~ The oh so great delinquent is trembling?" He said in sing-sang voice. "SHUT UP."

With that, the shorty ran away. The ikemen is still coughing and holding his stomach where the fellow kicked. "S-Shit...that hurts..." The man coughed while putting his hand on the walls. 'If it's Kou, I can endure it.' He thought.

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I arrived at the cafetaria. Damn, this place sure is packed. I can hear manly shouts from the crowd. Probably those guys Ren told me before. I approached the crowd and few students gasped and backs away. Huh? Then it went on like that until I arrived at the counter. "Lunch set B, please." I said while taking out my money. The old lady hurriedly gave my order, scared of my menancing aura. I gave her the money and search for a table to sit.

As I approach a table, the students who were sitting there quickly got up and walks away. I sighed. I was about to eat my lunch quietly until a tray of food was put loudly infront of me. I sighed and look up. "What is it now, Ishikawa-senpai?" I glare at the smiling fellow infront of me. "I'm eating lunch together with you~" He grinned. "You're like a dog. An annoying dog." I said while eating my lunch. "And dogs are loyal so I'll be with Kou-chan forever." He said and took a spoonfull of rice. I choked on my milk when he said that. "DON'T SAY UNNECESSARY THINGS!" I punched his face but he dodged it. I cursed under my breath and slide my tray to the end of the table. "DON'T come near me." I glare at him. He looked at me with puppy eyes and slide slowly to me. "I said, don't." I harden my glare at him. "Make me." He grinned.

And then it went on like that until I raged and threw my milk carton to his crotch. Not feeling bad about the almost transgender-ed male.

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The school ended. It's the same as usual, me annoying teachers, Ren bothering me like always, and students giving me looks and whispers. It'll be more cliché if a group of girls approached me and told me to back off of Ren because he is theirs or something.

"Are you Asakura Kou?" A group of girls said to me when I was about to put my shoes back to the locker. Yep, called it.

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"I bet you're gonna rant about how close I am with your beloved 'Ishikawa-sama' and then proceed to hit me in the face with your weak punch." I said in bored tone as soon as we arrived at the back of the school. The girls deadpanned and one of them coughed. "W-Well yeah...so back off of our bae and get a life." She said in slightly scared voice. "Ah, but just like those typical shoujo mangas, Ishikawa-senpai'll come to rescue me and say things like 'Back off, he's mine' or something like that." I said, completely ignoring the girls. "WHY YOU--" A girl snapped and was about to slap me when a hand stopped her. "I-Ishikawa-sama..." The girls gasped at the ravenette who apparently rescued me. I clicked my tounge at this boring plot. "It could've been more interesting if an alien landed on here and blast all of the girls' heads." I mumbled loud enough for them to hear.

"Back off of Kou-chan, he's mine." The ravenette said as he tighten his grip on the girl's wrist. The girls scrambled away in fear. "You're really really an annoying dog, aren't you?" I said in an annoyed tone. "Well I'll always be with Kou-chan and protect him!" He said proudly. "No, I can protect myself." I walk away from him. Then, I turned back at him. "And I prefer cats." I said, slayed the shit out of him. "Wait! I'll walk you home..."

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A/N

Woah cliffhanger.
Don't kill me readers! I update daily with hella long chapters!
I'm sorry if this one's kinda short...
Spare my life ; - ;
That's Shintaro-sensei on the media btw, I think I'll write a chapter about him sometime :/

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