I Like You, Damn It! [BxB/Yaoi]

Chapter 5 - Big Brother

"B-Big brother?" I gawked in surprise. Holy shit. His dark brown long hair is still wet, probably he took a shower earlier. But goddamn those abs though. I snapped to reality when my big brother hugged me tightly. "It's been so long since I see you. I missed you, Kou-tan ♡" He said while fanboying of how cute I am. I tried to push him away but his grip's really strong. "mmfff mffhh!!!" My voice's muffled because my face's pressed to his muscled chest.

I could feel Ren's staring awkwardly at us. My brother finally let go of me, still staring at me with those sparkly eyes. "LOOK AT HOW MUCH YOU DIDN'T GROW AT ALL!" He squealed and rubbed his cheeks against mine. "SHUT UP." I headbutted him, which he dodged. I cursed under my breath and glared at him.

"Oh? Who's this?" My brother said in a stern voice, finally noticed Ren who's behind me all this time. Really, he's like a dog.

"Nice to meet you, I'm Ishikawa Ren. Kou's future husband."
"...WHAT?"
"DON'T SAY THAT, YOU ROTTEN BANANA."

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This is such a weird situation to be in...me, sitting between Ren and nii-san, who are having glaring contest. I sighed and look over to my brother. "Look, I don't even like this shit. Mom and dad just approved his uh...f-feelings to me..." I looked down and blushed. "SEE? THIS IS WHY I TOLD YOU TO STAY HOME. BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO CUTE." Nii-san bawled and cling on me. "Shut up." I harshly pushed his head, attempting to shook him off.

"Ah!" The ravenette clasped his hands together, as if realizing something. "You're that famous singer, ICHIROU!" He gasped in surprise. "Oh, yeah that's me. Are you a fan? Do you want an autograph?" Ichirou smirked and flips his hair. "No thanks." Ren said with a straight face. There's a long awkward silence before Ichirou banged his hand on the table. Poor table has it rough with this family. "SEE? THIS IS WHY SOMEONE LIKE HIM CAN'T BE YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND!" Ichirou bawled and hugged the shit out of Kou.

"Shut the fuck up, Ichirou." Just when Kou's about to punch his brother, his mom growled from the kitchen with her signature lollipop in her mouth. "B-But mom..." Ichirou let go of Kou and gave her puppy's eyes. "Who the fuck you're calling mom? Call me Mitsuko, you shit." Kou's mom, also known as Mitsuko, grabbed Ichirou's head. "THAT HURTS! I-I'M SORRY." Ichirou screamed and his mother let go of him rather harshly. "Your dad and I approved. No objections." Mitsuko growled at her first son. "B-But..." Ichirou muttered, tearing up as he does so.

"WHAT IF HE GOT H-HICKEYS AND STUFFS?" Ichirou cried dramatically. "W-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, I-IDIOT!" Kou flushed and hit his brother's head. "...that's a different matter. There's better be none, Ishikawa-kun." Mitsuko dark-smiled, cracking her lollipop. "WELL?" Mitsuko and Ichirou banged their hands on the table and leaned to Ren, who's smiling brightly. Even though inside he's begging for his life. "Don't worry, I haven't done anything much to him." He said brightly with a thumbs up. "Good." The both of Kou's over protective guardians nodded and sat back on their seats.

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"WHAT? Y-YOU TWO ARE WALKING TOGETHER TO SCHOOL?" My idiot brother gasped. Ugh, much drama queen..."It's mostly Ishikawa-senpai who follow me though..." I slightly blushed and put on my shoes. "Well, I'm off." I waved at my brother who's in verge of tears. "IT'S NOT FAIR! I WANNA WALK KOU-TAN TO SCHOOL TOO!!!" My brother bawled and hugs my right leg. "Really...you..." I glared at him and wiggle my leg, trying to shook him off.

Right when I was about to do something worse, his phone rang. He let go of me and answered his phone quickly with all this bussiness-like voice. He ended his call and turned around to me.

"I'm sorry, my dear brother! I have to go to work now..."
"Well, it's not like I want you to come."
"Where's my goodbye kiss? ♡"

After that, Ichirou got a kiss from Kou. More specifically from Kou's fist. The famous singer cried in pain while Kou was leaving in irritation.

Ren一 who's waiting outside the house一 sweat-dropped at the familiar singer's scream. And then Kou got out from his house with an annoyed face, slamming the door shut. Ren decided not to comment anything and followed Kou all the way to school in silence.

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"What is wrong, Asakura-kun?" Weirdo no. 2 asked, bending over because I'm slouching on my chair. "It is none of your bussiness." I groaned and put my head on my desk. The weirdo hummed and stared at me. "The fuck do you want?" I glared at him. "It's just, you're really cute." He grinned. But then coughed, because I punched his stomach. What a weak shit.

"Why are you here?" Ren growled at Akihiro while approaching my desk, with two breads in his hands. "That's my line. Asakura-kun and I are in the same class." Akihiro turned at Ren and smirked. Ren's glare harden. They had a glaring contest for a while until I stood up.

"I'm gonna go sleep at the infirmary room." The blonde waved, not looking back at the duo. "And, don't even think about following me there." Kou turned his head, growling at the two popular boys. They both gulped and nodded, too scared to provoke him.

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The infirmary room's door slid open, making Jun looked up from the adult magazine he has been reading. "Why are you here?" Jun sighed and continue reading the magazine. "Sleep." Kou said and walked to one of the infirmary's bed. "At least try to lie." Jun said and took a sip of his tea. Kou ignored the doctor and pulled up the sheets.

The doctor looked at Kou and sighed. "You know, don't get stuck with those two that much. Well, at least choose to be with one of them." Jun said while flipping the pages of his magazine. "Huh? They are the one who stuck with me like a glue." Kou turned his body around to the doctor's direction.

Jun stared at Kou's eyes and mentally face palmed. "Try to be more aware of others' feelings." Jun said and looked back to his magazine. Kou's eyebrows scrunched, confused by his teacher's words. 'What a weird perverted teacher.' He thought before pulling up the sheet and fell into a deep slumber.

"Oh? He's asleep already? That was fast..." Jun muttered and sweat-dropped at the sight of the sleeping boy. Just when he's about to make another cup of tea, the door slid open. "What is it no-- Eh?" Jun turned around and dropped the spoon of sugar he held, surprised by the visitor. "...Haruko?"

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Akihiro's eyes twitched and broke the intense glare with Ren. "HA! I BEAT YOU. IN YOUR FACE, YOU DICKHEAD." Ren cheered and smirked at him. Akihiro growled at his rival. "Oh. I just remembered something." Akihiro said with a smile plastered on his face. "There is a second year student who just entered school today." Akihiro smiled at the sight of Ren who tensed up. "They said his name is Koizumi Haruko. And there has been rumours about him." Akihiro chuckled and turned around.

"You see, there's a rumour that is really interesting to me..."

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I yawned and got up from the hella comfy bed. It's already evening, why the fuck that stupid doctor didn't wake me up? Tch, that bastard. I stretched a few times and walked to my classroom. I slid the door open, realizing there is someone there.

"You are Asakura Kou, correct?"

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A/N

This chapter is really short omf.
I'm really sorry but I have important stuffs to do this week ಥ﹏ಥ
And I might not always update once a week, so yeah...
At the media are Ichirou and Akihiro.