Written on a diary with a letter "B" on the front cover.
Day 1:
Dear Diary,
I have found a home! Good thing that Chosen guy was fast. Now I can sell my precious goodies to him, and I will gain money! Lots of money! First, he will buy some of my guns, but as he progresses, he will subconsciously buy a ton of musket bullets or my empty shells for his ammo. At least that's what my uncle said to me. After I got the money, I will ask that Nurse or that half-naked Dryad for a date. Then we will drink tons of ale and eat some fish. Sure, it will be fun!
Day 5
Dear Diary,
I've got my money, what I lack is a girlfriend. I asked Claire if she could be my girlfriend, but she said she already have a boyfriend. Humph! If I knew who that guy is, I will challenge him on a 1v1 gun fight! Let us see who's the better shooter.
Day 45
Dear Diary,
I just found out who is Claire's boyfriend. No one. She just admires someone. Its Jas. Gah, if he just doesn't respawn, I could have killed him. But another reason I can't kill him is that he's my only source of income. No him, no money, no girlfriend.
Day 53
Dear Diary,
Now, I'm getting tired! My only choice left is Felicitae, Ellen or Sparkle. Sparkle's kinda not my type, Ellen has a crush on someone, and Felicitae's avoiding me. I asked Luca about that, and he just laughed. What's wrong with dating a dryad?
Day 184
Dear Diary,
It has been a long time since I've written to you. I'm kinda heartbroken. Why can't I get a girlfriend? Maybe someone will appear... Sooner or later...
Day 190
Dear Diary,
I met her. A steampunker. She's cool and a little tomboyish but possible. I've gotta be friends with the pirate captain. She might knew the name of the girl, since they've been talking to each other. Then I could ask him some tips on how to achieve the pretty girl's heart. Sounds like a plan.
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Life as a Terraria NPC
RandomThis book was inspired by ShadowLykos' LaaMM. It is all about the NPCs and how they live through all the problems they faced, and how they were connected. I do not own Terraria, or ReLogic, or 505 Games,or CodeGlue, or RakNet either. This is just a...
