Really? This is a ship? Lemme tell you why I don't ship it.
1: the stupid brick knocked him out! I dunno about any of you, but I'd never date anyone or anything that knocked me out.
2: Jason is dating Piper......Jiper people. Jiper.
3: it's a brick, for crying out loud. Who in their right minds, would date a brick?!?! Also, it would be difficult to go on dates if the brick can't, I dunno, WALK!
