2p FACE x Cannibal reader

Chapter 6

You start filling a bucket of water and ice. Then ran to go get a permanent marker while the bucket was filling up. "Hehe this going to be very fun." You said with a devious smile. You go back to the kitchen with the marker and see Oliver shutting the faucet off and grabs the bucket.
"Thanks." You say with a smile. "Your welcome poppet." He replies. "I still don't understand the knife part poppet, please explain?" He says as he grabs a knife and examines it while he waits for you to answer.
"Weeeeeeeeeell, you got to get a reaction right?"you ask. "Well to put it simple we're going to draw on their faces first whatever we want." You pause. "Then I'll dump the water on them, but another thing is the markers are permanent so they don't wash off with the water and ice. So basically the knife is to scare them off when they snap out of it." You explain.
"So you in?" You say with a big devious smile. "Yup!"he says with a grin. So you guys creep slowly to the living room and open up your markers.
You start drawing (interest things that you would draw on a person's face (─‿─) hehe) on Allen's face. While Oliver draws hearts,butterflies or something (I don't know what he draws.)(─_─')
Then when you guys finished you take the large bucket full of ice and water aaaaaaaaaand...
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FUCK COLD!!!!! SO COLD!!!!!!" Allen screams as Matt shivers from the cold. "Hush, I know how to make it better hehe..." You say with a big insane grin as you hold the knife to his neck. Allen trembles but then you couldn't hold it any more you just cracked up and the next moment you were on the floor laughing and crying.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Allen screams like a little girl again and jumps on Matt. Matt then pushes Allen off of him and Allen falls face to floor. (you may kiss the floor, oh wait you already did so I pronounce you now husband and floor.)(￣∀￣)
The front door then opens and it reveals this weird man with blonde shoulder length hair with tired eyes stubs of hair on his chin that's what there called right? He kind of reminds me of Matt. "Oh hello Francois." (again is that how you spell it?) "(Y /n) meet Francois your uncle,Francois meet your new niece/nephew. (I don't think there's any boys reading right or are there...)
"Hi." You say. Francois looks at you for a moment then looks at Oliver and points at you. "Did you steal another kid Oliver?" he says completely ignoring you. "WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP THINKING THAT!!!!" Oliver yells in frustration as he stomps up the stairs.
"Soooooo...." You say. "What was it with all the screaming?" Francois asks. "Oh that was that Oliver and me pranked Al and Matt." You say with an innocent smile.
"I never knew you were that scary." Allen says still shivering. You look at him with a are-you-stupid- face. "We just met a few hours ago of course you don't know me." You reply with S.A.S.
"I like you already kid."vFrancois says as he smirks. "Why thank you, Sir." you say as you bow and smirk. "Did you use my shampoo?" Matt randomly says.
"..........Maybe........" You shortly say. They just stare at you. "WHAT THERE WAS NO OTHER SHAMPOO THAT I LIKED THE SMELL OF IT AND PLUS I HAD TO WASH MY HAIR!!!!" You say as you pout and cross your arms. "OH YEAH WE NEED TO GO SHOPPING TOMORROW FOR NEW CLOTHES AND STUFF FOR (Y/n)!!" Oliver yells at the top of the stairs.
"So when are you guys gonna change." You say as you turn to look at Matt and Allen again with another innocent smile and try not to laugh at they're faces. "Wait a minute......."Matt and and Allen say as they turn to face each other."(YYYYYYY/NNNN)!!!!!!!!" They both scream and look at you.
Then they look at you to see you wearing Matt's sunglasses and your arms crossed as you shortly say. "Deal with it..." And you walk away like a boss and leave them hanging with their mouths open. 

<(‾︶‾)> (Hehe I am so proud of you my dear readers.)

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(So many dots in this chapter)⊙︿⊙

I'm sorry for not updating (ಥ_ಥ) But school and writer's block has been a bitch to me lately. Oh,yeah and I've been working on this other book it's called "YOUR REAL!!!!!" So i hope you guys can check it out. Oh,and here's a question I've been meaning to ask what do you think of child reader? Tell me that in the comment section below. So guys I hope you like it and did you think to plan was devious enough? (￣∀￣) Tell me that in the comment section below too.
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There's nothing here. (ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞Haha!!Deal with it.

(EDITED THIS CHAPTER BY THE WAY!!!!!)