Wow I sing like guy too

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So far so good here at the host club. Even though Clara was having a
non-stop nosebleed, which I found hilarious. She had probably gone through two whole boxes of tissues.

"So Arika do you have a good singing voice like your sister?" One of my guests asked.

"Yeah! We used to put on shows when we were little to entertain guests when my father would throw parties, and then before the party we would bake cookies and cakes it was so much fun!" I said happily.

"Aww that's so cute!" The girl said having a Fangirl moment.

"Why don't you sing then!" Another one of the girls asked.

"Hmm I'll ask Alan, I'm too afraid to sing by myself." I said standing up and putting one hand behind the back of my neck and blushing a little.

"Awww" the girls said.

I saw 'Alan' looking this way so I waved him down.

"Hey what's up" Alan asked.

"Do you mind performing right now? I've got the tenor voice down so far, please to entertain the guest?!" I said making my tail sway a bit.

"Hmm sure why not" Alan said.

"CLARA COME OVER HERE!" I shouted and she walked over.

"Why are you yelling?" She asked

"Because I wanna preform c'mon!!" I said with a smile then pulled them towards the stage.

"So who's picking the song?" I asked.

"Your turn Clara." Alan said and her eyes lit up.

" 'That's How You Know' by Nico & Vinz" Clara said happily.

"But we need another guy!" I pointed out.

"Hmmmm. I know!" She said.

I followed her just in case things got crazy,or if she needed another tissue if she had a nosebleed.

"Hai Hikaru, Kaoru! Can either of you sing? We need another singer to preform preferably a guy." Clara said to them.

"Hmm we can sing but we don't feel like it." They said in usion.

"I know lets play-" Hikaru started.

"The which one-" Kaoru was finishing before Clara interrupted.

"You Hikaru, Your Kaoru, now cmon Hikaru looks like your the lucky winner!!" She said making the twins stop in astonishment.

So we took the opportunity and dragged Hikaru away, me and Clara grabbing his hands and dragging him to the stage.

I let go so I could tell Haruhi what we were doing, and she said Tamaki would probably be fine with it.

I looked over to the stage to see Clara grabbing one of Hikaru's hands with both of her's  trying to get him on stage.

I looked back to see Kaoru laughing his butt off at the sight, and I had an idea.

This ship will set sail all they need is a little push , I thought gaining a devilish smirk.

Honey and Takashi saw what I was looking at and they smiled.

All three of us snuck of behind them and I held up three fingers. One finger went down. Then another. Three, and we all ran forwards and pushed Hikaru into Clara, and they flew back from the force.

"What the- sorry sorry sorry sorry" Hikaru said getting off of a flaming red Clara and standing up.

Clara sat up and looked at me and I knew after the performance I was just as good as dead.

We sang the scale and did a couple exercises and then the song started.

Hikaru
You were big city living; girlfriend like Eva Mendes
Until your side chick called you up
Saying that she might be pregnant
Now you're alone and crying; inside, you're slowly dying
Cause Magic Mike just got your key

[Hikaru & Alan:]
That's how you know you fucked up
That's how you know you fucked up
That's how you know you fucked up
That's how you know you fucked up

[Arika :]
Bebe
You were the man in college; got a degree in awesome
And had more zeroes in your bank than all the Matrix coding
Now you're in your mama's basement
Cause you spend every paycheck
The IRS your new best friend

[Hikaru & Alan & Arika:]
That's how you know you fucked up
That's how you know you fucked up
That's how you know you fucked up
That's how you know you fucked up

[Alan:]
Ha, oh
You had it going for you; moved out to California
Got lost in money, drugs, and women; now for all your dollars
Now Nico's unemployed and Vinz's love for coke destroyed him
So now we back in Norway

[Hikaru & Alan:]
That's how we know we fucked up
That's how we know we fucked up (oh no!)
That's how we know we fucked up (hey)
That's how we know we fucked up
Fucked up, fucked up

[Clara:]
Uh, yeah, Kid Ink
You used to be the big spender, grabbing the check every dinner
Showing out to your girlfriend's best friends
Just so they could wish they was with you (wait)
You ain't wanna hit the club but the pressure
Got you out trying to get a table and a picture
Everybody Snapchat pictures
But ain't nobody trying to drive on the liquor, nah nah
I been getting so twisted, tie-dye, bye-bye
Think we should leave after I pay
But you forgot to save cash for the valet, wait, nah nah

[Hikaru & Alan (Arika):]
That's how you know you fucked up (that's how you know)
That's how you know you fucked up
That's how you know you fucked up (that's how you know)
That's how you know you fucked up (that's how you know)
That's how you know you fucked up
(That's how you know you fucked up, you fucked up)
That's how you know you fucked up
(Yeah yeah yeah, that's how you know you fucked up, you fucked up)
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah)

We sang the last note then finished, totally out of breath.

Clara gave me a look and I took a deep breath and high tailed it out of the host club, Mori and Honey,who was on Mori's shoulders, in tow.

"IM AM GOING TO MUDER YOU THREE!" She shouted and we picked up the pace.

And that is how Clara almost killed me, Honey, and Mori.

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