Are you happy?

What?

Prologue

What?

   What is is?

Oh it's that introduction thing.

  Well here it goes.

   My names Josh.

Today is my first day in my new house and I hate it.

I hate everything about it.

At first I was excited to hear that I was moving to LA, but the part I didn't know was that it's the suburb part. Since when is LA suburbs?

Hey don't look at me, I'm the one telling the story here.

Anyways....

Today is basically the last normal day in my life.

After that, well, let's just say it got weird.