Undertale. Reader X Papyrus

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You and Papyrus were on the couch, watching Star Wars with Wynter.She totally didn't steal them from your mom before you left. Sans was at 'work'. Wynter stood up and walked to the door. "Welp! I'm gonna go see if the Temmies need any help! I'll see you in a few hours guys!" And then she was gone. You and Papyrus continued watching, and then it was the kiss scene. Your hands shot up and covered Papyrus' eyes. "Hey, what are you doing? Let me see ____!" "YOU ARE TOO INNOCENT TO BE SEEING SUCH THINGS." Papyrus pushed you a bit and you fell back. He was hovering over you, his 'eyes' filled with....something. You blushed. "Oh, trust me human. I've seen way worse, I had a homosexual robot as a teacher. You do NOT want to know what he teaches." You blushed more at this. "S-so you know about....s....umm...." "Yes....although....I've never done it before....would....would you....like to....try it with me?" You felt like you were on fire. "I....I mean....I wouldn't mind....just......what about Frisk? She's asleep, I would want to wake her up...." He got off of you and you sighed in relief. "I suppose we could call Undyne and tell her that we need her to babysit....we can say that we need to do something a little bit....dangerous. Undyne can be a bit over-protective around Frisk....and Wynter ever since she was pregnant....I guess just around children in general." You nodded and texted Undyne. She walked in a second later and went upstairs, coming back down carrying a sleeping Frisk. "Have fun you two, don't go too crazy." You blushed and waved at her. "Damn, she's smart....so....Paps....why do you want to try this anyways?" He blushed and looked away. "W-well....Wynter and Sans are having kids.....so I thought that....maybe....we could have one of our own? I mean....i-if you don't want to its fine but....I just....thought it would be n-" You cut him off by kissing him. "Papsy, I wouldn't mind a bit, I've always wanted to be a mom....just....how are we even gonna do this? You're a skeleton, skeletons don't have....umm....things....do they?"  He shook his head and made a wierd hand gesture. "Magic." "Oh yeah, I forgot about that....soooo....what now?" Papyrus frowned a bit "I have no idea." You laughed and stood up, grabbing a laptop and searching it up. "Hmm....oh my gosh. Well, this is....interesting. Mm hmm....maybe we should have asked Burgerpants to watch Frisk, she absolutely loves him and the nice cream guy. Oh, relax _____, it'll be fine, Undyne will take care of her." You nodded and continued looking through stuff on the laptop. "______....that's enough research. I already know, remember?" "Oh, right....umm....should we st-" Papyrus grabbed you and pulled you into a kiss, which you slowly returned. You wrapped your arms around his neck, deepening the kiss, and you felt something slip into your mouth. "he has a tongue?" You felt it move around a bit, and soon you were fighting for dominance, Papyrus won, and explored a bit. You pulled away for air, leaving a much disappointed Papyrus to stare at you for a bit, then look at the window suprised. "What's wrong Paps? Is there something-" There was the sound of glass breaking as a robot sassily jumped through the just fixed window. ".......what...the....FUCK. METTATON? GET OUT OF HERE. WERE BUSY, WE DONT HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SHIT. NYEEEEEEH." Papyrus jumped up,picked Mettaton up, and threw him at Sans, who was unfortunate enough to be standing in the middle of the street. "TAKE THIS BACK TO ALPHYS, I THINK ITS BROKEN. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Sans nodded and disappeared with the cock-blocking robot. You fell off the couch laughing, and hit your forehead on the edge of the table, pretty hard too. "Ow....AHHHH, ITS BLEEDING!" Papyrus ran to the kitchen and came back with a first aid kit, cleaning and wrapping your forehead in bandages. "Maybe we should wait to try, okay?" You nodded and he picked you up, sitting down on the couch with you on his lap, and you snuggled up to his chest,(does that make sense?), crying a bit as he pet your head lightly. "Hey, you're okay, you'll be fine, come on, let's go see Alphys, she'll know what to do, she is a doctor after all." You nodded and tried to stand up, almost falling, but Papyrus caught you. He picked you up and carried you to the river person, who took you to Hotland, saying that he should have worn a million more pairs of pants today, which made you laugh a little. You got to Alphys' lab and went inside, seeing her scolding Mettaton for spying on you, and Sans laughing his ass off....until he saw you. "Oh my god,are you okay? What happened? Did Mettaton do this?" "She fell off the couch and hit her forehead on the table pretty hard, that's why we're here, maybe Alphys can help." At the sound of her name Alphys looked at you before walking into another room and coming back out with a hospital bed. Papyrus set you down gently,Alphys changed your bandages, and Sans called Wynter, who ran in exactly 2 seconds after he told her. "_____! Are you okay? Do you need anything? Should I call your mother?" You shook your head. "She hit her head, it's fine, _____, can you talk?" "I-it kinda hurts t-to...ow...." Alphys nodded and took out her phone. "I guess you can text us for now, I'll start a group chat." You nodded and tried to sit up and get your phone, but failed and plopped back down. The phone floated out of your pocket and into your hand. "T-thanks Wynter." "Your welcome hun, now, do you need anything? Food? Headache medicine? A Temmie? Temmies are actually really good therapy animals, I know from previous experience." (Texting starts now) 'I guess a piece of chocolate? U have a lot of chocolate, don't deny it, I saw u stuffing your face yesterday.' She laughed and handed you a little piece of chocolate, you raised your eyebrow, and she groaned and handed you a larger piece. "I'm gonna run out of chocolate soon, and if I do I'll blame you for it." You nodded and ate it, watching as Alphys ran around the room grabbing random things and typing stuff into a large computer. "You should be able to leave in a few days or so, Papyrus, you can stay here if you want, to keep an eye on her while I'm gone, okay?" He nodded and patted your head lightly, glaring at Mettaton when he walked in. "See? This is why I don't like that robot ______, it's his fault you're hurt....well, I guess I have to blame myself too, I was the one who made you laugh....'actually, it was the fact that Metta was doing a fabulous pose when you threw him, see?' You showed him a video of him throwing the gay robot out of the window, and he was indeed doing a fabulous pose, everyone laughed when they saw it. Except for Mettaton. Mettaton was screaming. "Geez Mettaton, don't throw a Mettatontrum!" Sans was rolling on the floor laughing and Mettaton stormed out of the room screaming. "Heh heh, I'm so proud of you bro, that was the best pun you've ever made!" You chucked a bit and texted him. 'Good one Paps, that gay robot never saw it coming!' He laughed and kissed your cheek, smiling. "That was a good one, huh?" You nodded and continued to watch videos with them, and you eventually became sleepy. (Group chat) 'I'm getting kinda tired, I'm gonna take a nap, Wynter, can you go check on Frisk? She's at Undynes house.' Wynter nodded and disappeared, she came back a second later with Frisk in her arms. "She wanted to see you!" She set Frisk down on your lap and you sat up. She pointed at you. "_-_____!" You squealed a bit and hugged her. "T-That's right! That's my name! Good job Frisky!" Wynter laughed a bit. You pointed at Papyrus. "And who is t-that?" She thought for a minute. "P-Papa!" He blushed a little and you laughed, pointing at Sans. "Sa-Sahs!" Alphys. "Umm....Alfa!" Then Wynter. "Wyn-Wyn!" You squealed. "SOMEBODY RECORD THIS!" "I already did!" Papyrus held up his phone and you watched it, squealing at how cute she was. "S-send it to Tori, she'll love this!" For a minute you forgot about the immense pain in your head and how tired you were, and then Frisk fell asleep, laying her head on your stomach. You smiled and pet her head, and you slowly began to fall asleep too. Papyrus took a picture. "Y'know Paps, I think she would make a good mom, don't you?" "Yeah....maybe."