A/N: Again, please tell me someone got the title reference??? Fallout 4??? Hancock??? sorry im desperate. also yes stop asking the "yandere" part is coming in soon and remember this is a PARODY?? also sorry even if this is a parody it's really ooc and inaccurate, because honestly i hate black butler now. im more into dramatical murder and diabolik lovers, even though dl is really stupid. it's just suspenseful, i guess. also haha the an is longer than the chapter.
hancock's also pretty hot for like a really old radiated "ghoul" john hancock imitator
no seriously he's really cute unlike other ghouls he has a personality and those puppy eyes??? (fallout 4 weeaboo srry)
also why is delsin in infamous second son such a douchebag. i literally just got it off of steam {free trials, woohoo} and omg?? he's such a jerk to betty and reggie. nobody knows what im talking about rip. also i can't stop listening to professional griefers??? wtf??? it never stops being catchy and now im wasting my life listening to this song and playing vindictus as well. im just like bashing those gross feminazi clubs on there!!!!!!!!
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Your Point Of View
So there we were. In that "I'm gunna fuck ur bitch"- 12 year old's Study. Standing in front of his desk. Best situation ever. But it's the best kind of trouble. Might want to take Sebastian up on that "piss in Ciel's tea" thing I mentioned earlier.
"Now, tell me, what were you two doing!?" The boy who I rarely identified as 'Ciel' said.
"Mmm, jealous? I can tell, you can have your gay fantasies, 'Ciel'. You and I both know that demons do that thing of the sort." I said snottily. I turned around and headed for the large wooden door (that for some fuuuucking reason it smelled worse than Lebron James' armpits after eating and rubbing the remains of a eviscerated decomposing body all over himself after skydiving into a horde of Stephen Hawking's underwear.)
Sebastian oddly didn't say anything, at least I didn't hear it. Before I left, pimp pirate piped up to say, "We ARE NOT done here!"
"Yeah, yeah, you and Sebastian can 'talk' it out, I'll go get Mr. Grey's tie and some rope from a hardware store... Asswipe." I murmured the last part, but Sebastian sure as hell heard it. He didn't say anything though, so it wasn't bad. But he'd probably use it to "get dirt on me" later, if I did anything snide. I was just really, really angry. Ciel has a temper as well, but he hadn't seen my ACTUAL temper. I've been holding it back so long that it's starting to kill me. Physically and mentally. Not sure how physically, but it is.
to be continued because im lazy haha
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Insanely Insane : Sebastian X Yandere Reader: (Black Butler)
FanfictionA young, normal girl who lives in London near Ciel is what YOU WOULD think. But this story goes nothing like that. You're insane, a scarred past like Phantomhive's, except maybe worse? Murdering is what you do for a living. At every scene of crime a...
