(A/N): If you're a ginger, blah blah, don't take this seriously, special snowflake, blah blah, not meant to be offensive, blah blah blah.
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My ears were ringing, something sounded like they just shoved an air conditioner up Tyler Perry's asshole. Basically it sounded like a chainsaw... Wait... A chainsaw? My eyes darted around probably every inch of the fuckin' place. I was outside helping Finny. I must have fallen asleep or something. I'm surprised Sebastian didn't take me inside. What an ass, ungentlemanly fuckin' pleb. Anyways, the sound. Right. I forced myself to get up, automatically heading towards the sound. I took no caution nor stealth in my walking. You'll never guess what I saw. Now, if you live under a Dwayne Johnson, you'd probably say it's Ashlee Simpson. But, no. It's Grell. Fuck. Also there was William, or for again, those of you who live under a Dwayne Johnson, Ben Stiller.
I stood there so long that I couldn't even really process the situation. Or what I just said. I didn't notice William walk up next to me, either. He pointed his death scythe at my neck. "(Y/F/N) (Y/L/N), avoided death... For the 6th... And the last time," He turned to Sebastian, who was currently holding back Grell with one hand. His face grew puzzled. He turned to me and gave me a "BITCH WHAT THE FUCK" look.
"Hey, Willy... Still as much as a
hopeless fucking cockwomble
as you were? I can see so. What are you holdin' back for? Hurry up and kill me already, over the years I can't think of any more insults for you. How about...:
Dishfaced wankstain
or
fuckwaffles human equivalent of the common cold cranberry fucknut crap coated mailbox flag human embodiment of a sore butt listerine enema shitdick asshat jackwagon slackjawed pickletits paint-huffing shitgoblins poopsock-sniffing douchepistol slopebrowed weaseldicks wargleblargling hemorrhoidal gunt stains snooty mcsnotwhine smug insufferable little clown baby shooby darn dragonic hamster basket asstown may all your poops be unsettling soggy floor crouton poopy butt muffin walking fart diarrhea apocalypse half eaten sandwich literal turd burger 2003 fergie useless fungal infection superfluous jar of relish repulsive celery stick tedious legume abhorrent peanut go sit on a cactus shitlord pile of putrescence inconsiderate space herpe warthog-faced buffoon king of jerking off son of a penis potato with eyes?
(THAT TOOK A LONG TIME, SO HOW ABOUT YOU UH... YOU KNOW, HIT THAT LIKE BUTTON, THIS DESERVES TO BE IN THE WATTYS MAN)
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Insanely Insane : Sebastian X Yandere Reader: (Black Butler)
Fiksi PenggemarA young, normal girl who lives in London near Ciel is what YOU WOULD think. But this story goes nothing like that. You're insane, a scarred past like Phantomhive's, except maybe worse? Murdering is what you do for a living. At every scene of crime a...
