a/n: yes this whole thing is pretty much about lucid dreaming. or is it a dream? ha
also a lot of the next chapters are just going to be bullshitting
just kinda building the story up to the right moment to do something "epic" in your weeaboo eyes or whatever
also how the FUCK does this almost have 2k views like
am i really that bad at writing parodies
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"Suddenly, something swept over the once peaceful land."
The once-thought-to-be abandoned carriages were burning, stained with blood of their former owners. Insects and vultures quickly gathered around the bodies. The ivory fountain was chipped, drained of all sources of water, turned into rubble. The mansion. Burning. Echoing screams of guests. A woman stepped out of the flaming doors. She appeared to be perfectly fine, even though her whole body was on fire. She reached out towards... Me? Who is watching? What is watching?
It all was spiraling through the mansion... This... thing. Was it me? What kind of "CRACK TRIP IS THIS?" I woke up with cold sweat on my forehead. I looked up in confusion. Mey Rin, Bardroy, Finny, and Sebastian were looking at me. "Huh? The fuck you want?" The demon frowned.
"We're going to town, milady."
The servants were all overjoyed. I, however, was not. I threw on a/an (F/C) dress with a black/white ribbon. It was extremely wrong, so I tripped on it about every two seconds. When it came time to get into the carriage, Sebastian lent me his hand. I slapped it away. "F-fuck no, pleb."
"Hmpf, I'm the pleb?"
"From what I remember, I had a mansion many times larger than yours. It occurs in dreams, and... I brought a photo with me as well. Me, as a little girl, standing with my so called 'family' in front of an... Ivory fountain.." My jaw dropped. Had "I" dreamed about my own home? And not even recognize it? I assume that girl was me. Dead (E/C) eyes drained of hope. Same hair colour too. I'd assume it's me. Even had my favourite colours (millions of 'British' spellings, just how I prefer to spell it, sorry) on.
"That's impossible, I thought Mister Sebastian searched you before you came, yes he did!" Mey Rin exclaimed with that overly fake voice.
"Drop the act, we all know you're not all cheery as you make yourself out to be."
"W-What are you talking about?" She pushed up her glasses, looking down at the ground. The carriage wasn't even half way to town at this point. I snorted, abandoning the conversation. Ciel was completely silent. Finny was twiddling his thumbs. Bardroy and Sebastian were in the front of the carriage. So apparently Sebastian left the conversation. And I didn't even notice it.
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Insanely Insane : Sebastian X Yandere Reader: (Black Butler)
ФанфикA young, normal girl who lives in London near Ciel is what YOU WOULD think. But this story goes nothing like that. You're insane, a scarred past like Phantomhive's, except maybe worse? Murdering is what you do for a living. At every scene of crime a...
