God what did that girl get herself into this time. It's always something with that girl, weather it be fighting the mail mam about the date of the newspaper or dying AGAIN by the hands of hype the cat. She always trys to fix the fights with them but she JUST CANT NEMO. Seriously this is like the 9th time I've found her corpse in the ocean this week. Alright I guess it's time to go see my special friend to fix that awful hole in her head. He is a genie and fixs stuff but at A PRICE (OOOOOOOOOO). Each time it is something different. Last time it was that our husbands would have no relevance in this story. It's fine with me. I mean, I love josh, but he doesn't speak English, only Spanish, which lily can translate for me sometimes, but she is a cat, so she translates it into cat.
"Lily, go carry carly's corpse down to the bottom of the ocean and wait there for me."
"Hiss noise meow woof hiss hiss". She does as I say. Good cat. Alright this is my least favorite part of the cycle. I take my yaht I braht with me and hit myself over the head with it as everything turns to black. And now we wait for me to magically end up in his cave.
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The Cat's Pajamas
FanfictionAbby and Carly were just two normal 19 year old girls living a normal life in their boat house in the middle of the ocean. They had it all, fame, fortune, sexy husbands, and an awesome pet cat named lily who they loved and cherished, but somehow som...
