Thursday, December 14
Liyah
I woke up by a strange noise I opened my eyes looking around and landed on my phone and London was there still on my phone snoring away I smirked. "Hey pssssss London wake up" I said "Hmmm" He opened his eyes "Wake up we have school sir its the last day at that" I smiled clapping "No no I don't give a shit" He said in a raspy sleepy voice "Bitch if you don't wake up" I threatened he side eyed me "Shidddd. I wish you would do sum I'll get Mei Ling on you" He said I bust out laughing.
"LONNIIEE WAKE UP" I guess his mother yelled, he rolled his eyes "Ma I'm up leave me alone damn" He mumbled the last part all I heard was a smack and the phone went down I laughed I heard a little girl scream I fell off my bed still laughing.
He came back on the screen with a bright red hand mark on his face I held in my laughter "You alright" I held my mouth he rolled his eyes "No. My face hurt" A tear rolled down his face I burst out laughing I couldn't hold it anymore he sucked his teeth "Haaa gosh that is hilarious" I said laughing hard almost peeing on myself. "I GOTTA PEE GOTTTA PEEEE" I screamed dropping my phone on the bed running to my bathroom to use the toilet.
After I did my business I went back in my room "I'm bout tah take a shower" I told London he nodded "Okayyyy me too" He said sniffing I laughed walking back to my bathroom "Shut up" He yelled I closed my door and took off my clothes and got in the shower.
I did my hygiene stuff and went to my sink to brush my teeth. I went to my room and went to my closet to pick out a outfit.
I picked out some white jeans (ripped) a black tight fitted long sleeve shirt with my white long cardigan and my cream uggs. I out on my undergarments and everything else and put on my outfit. I sprayed on my perfume and went to my bathroom.
I braided the front of my hair and put the rest of the hair half up and down. By the way my hair still is curly I also laid those BABY HAIRSSS!!!!
"LIYAAHH ARE YOU THERE OR NAHHHH" London yelled fully dressed "Yes bitch what you want?" I asked looking into the screen "Okay bestfriend i see you looking bad as fuck over there THEM EDGES GURRLL" He yelled falling I bust out laughing "Yeah I knowww......jus look at em" I gave him a close up on my edges he screamed holding his chest "IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK" he yelled his mom burst in the room "YOU HAVING A HEART ATTACK" She yelled, "TAMIKA CALL THE AMBULANCE QUICK" was all I heard I started laughing even harder
"No ma I'm not im talking to my friend" He said "Boy don't play like that over here thinking my baby boy having a heart attack" She closed his door he shook his head "She crazy" I smiled, "I gotta go see you" I waved he waved and ended that called I put everything in my side purse.
Once again I sprayed some perfume on me and took out my phone and took a picture and posted on Ig and instantly got likes back I walked downstairs and went into my kitchen grabbing a to go smoothie out my fridge and getting a apple.
I walked out my house and got in my Range Rover and turned on my radio my husband Bryson Tiller was playing!!!
I turned that up loud putting my car in reverse backing out the driveway.
Don't, Don't play wit her, Don't be dishonest,
Still not understanding this logic, Aye I'm back and I'm better,
