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KEHLANI
I jumped up looking around it was pitch black I looked to my left and seen nothing there but wrappers of candy wrappings I got out of bed and went to my bathroom I turned on the light and seen Mechie on the toilet sleep I bust out laughing "This nigga here is slow" I said to myself I giggled and tapped him he jumped and fell I laughed and covered my eyes "Oh. You scared me" He pulled up his pants and flushed the toilet and went to wash his hands "What time it is" I asked rubbing my eyes he shrugged and looked on his watch "4:30 in the morning" I nodded "Okay lemme use it I gotta pee" I said he chuckled, and went out the bathroom before closing the door.
I yawned and sat on the toilet and started peeing, I bust out laughing seeing him knocked out on the toilet I shook my head wiping myself doing my personal thing and got off the toilet, I flushed the toilet and washed my hands going out the bathroom I heard snoring it was this boy knocked out hanging half out the bed I giggled and moved his body so he wouldn't fall out the bed I got inside my bed laying on top of Mechie. I know what yall thinking its not even like that so chill. I was knocked out after laying there for a couple of minutes,
10:45 A.M.
I opened my eyes I seen I was still laying on Mechie, I shifted and rubbed my eyes and I heard clicking noises, I looked back and seen my mother in the doorway with a camera smirking her life away my mouth flew open, and she gone chuckle waving her camera around sticking out her tongue. "I see you doodle bug" I had no expression on my face she smiled "Akekekeeke. Ima leave" She laughed walking out my room I shook my head "So damn annoying" I said to myself I went on my phone seeing what's poppin on here my phone been real real dry for these past days and like that's a problem, now Kenny wanna text me.
BigBroKenny Ken- WHEERES THE FUCKIN BLOW DUDE?
Me- WHERE YOUR ASS WAA AT WHEN I WAS TRYING FIND SOME BLOOWW!
BigBroKenny Ken- HAHA! GET HIGH BABYY!
Me- LMAAOO! What you doing
BigBroKenny Ken- Lol. Trying find some blow dude
Me- Hahaaaaaa! Where everyone else at?
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-HEY HOE! YOU READ MY SHIT
BigBroKenny Ken- Oh sorry I was eating a lemon
- Nigga?! Why you eating a lemon
BigBroKenny Ken- Man Lani I'm on the top of the roof call animal control
I bust out laughing he is sooo slow!!!
BigBroKenny Ken- Ohh shit! Lani call the animal control its a flying squirrel up here its attacking me come help!!!!
BigBroKenny Ken- AAHH! NOW ITS A COW IM DYING COME HELP ME
I couldn't take it I'm over crying laughing it's a waterfall that's how hard I'm crying right now I can't even text him back oh my god, my phone slipped out my hand and fell on Mechie forehead I gasped he groaned "What the fuck?" He said in a sleepy raspy voice. Oooh! My Jesus that voice oh my gawwd.
I sat up "Oops I'm sorry I didn't mean to do that" I covered my mouth not trying to laugh he opened his eyes "How you get here" He asked, I laughed "I been here I was sleeping on you nigga you had arm around me" I laughed "I ain't know who you was" He sat up I got off of him I sat next to him I went back to texting Kenny I laughed looking at the message he just sent.
