~Dan's pov~
Being a 'royal' sucks you know when you were young and dreamed of being a princess in a long satin gown or a brave handsome knight they are fiction and no matter who you are lifes always shut in some form or another.
My name's Dan Howell and as you've probably guessed I'm not quite the 'princey' sort. You could classify me as a nerd or a emo maybe a goth but it would be stretching it a bit far. I'm 100% internet hobo though that's for certain.
Just because I do so happen to have a fringe and wear black t-shirts, listen to mcr (my chemical romance to uncultured swines who didn't know who they were. jk. love you) muse, p!atd, and fob doesn't make me emo!!
I spend all day and night aimlessly scrolling through tumblr and stalking people on Twitter which is not healthy but neither is having no friends and having every thing handed to you on a silver platter. I hate it.
But my younger brother Adrian loves it, he has every thing he wants a girlfriend, friends in general. I don't.
"Dan." My father snaps bursting open my door which sucks because I can never read erotic fan fiction in peace so I snap my laptop shut.
"What?!?" I growl glaring at him.
"Your brothers having a party are you going to join in maybe get some of your friends round a girl if you like" he winks. Ok I should probably say now I'm not entirely straight. In fact girls aren't attractive at all so there is no way I'm bringing a girl over. I frown at my dad shaking my head "no way I'm good" I mumble proceeding to open up my laptop.
"Anyone would think you aren't even into girls" he huffs before storming out my room. Luckily he didn't see the red covering my face as he said that or my sad expression, what's so wrong with that anyway I think to my self before continuing the fan fiction I was reading before so rudely interrupted!!
YOU ARE READING
who'd of guessed?!?( phan )
Fanfictiondan howell is almost your average Prince with the exception of the unconventional zips and the black attire. But dan keeps his sexual orientation from every one else!! phil lester is a stable boy with a straight black Fringe he's a mystery but he do...
