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Haii!!! Its Renea but you can call me Renea *Crickets chirp* Well then..

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS Its 1:23 am in tha morning so don't blame me if i sound high...*COUGH which i probably am COUGH*

Oh my goodness i dropped my color pencil.....got it.

SO have ya ever been there in town and you see your friend and you yell "HEY SLUT" and 10 girls turn around and look at you

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| PULL | Ever pushed a door that said pull?

|______| No? Okay i guess I'm the only one *face palm*

You guys to seem to like me very much.... OOH what if i talk like Peter Grifffin *Stares into your soul(unless your a Ginger)*

CHUCK NORRIS JOKES!!!

Chuck Norris doesn't read books he stares at them till they give him the information he wants

When ALexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia, the fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic

Chuck Norris doesnt call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Chuck Norris has a grizzy bear carpet in his room. the bear isnt dead, Its just to afraid to move.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasnt built up the corage to tell him yet

Some Magicians can walk on water Chuck Norris can swim through land

Okay thats enough of that...

Someone told me to be a bunny so i said "Okay umm.. *hop hop* eats carrot* Whats up Doc?"

OH YEAH and I wanna give a shout out to side walks for keeping me off the street!!

Well thats all for now.. PEACESKIES

~Renea

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