Karma's A Bitch

chapter 4

Nagisa POV

I rolled out of bed to the sound of an alarm. I checked my phone to see a message from who me and karma call the 'big man'.

To: Python

We expect Buru will be dead before the end of the week. I know you are still getting used to being assassins but I also know you are good for the job. Report back soon.

-Boss

This guy is on my case every day. I stood up and stumbled to the bathroom. BRIGHT!!!!! HISSSSSS!!! I'M MELTING!!! Oh wait... Never mind I'm fine.

"Karma wake up!" I shout from the bathroom. I turned on the shower and proceeded with my daily routine.

I let the ties out of my hair and brushed the rats out. Fun. I didn't hear karma so I slipped on boxers and a school skirt, grabbed my shirt and walked into the hall. I had to wrestle the tight fabric and, with much difficulty, I put it on before I got to karmas room.

I knocked and he stayed silent so I assumed he was asleep.

"Get up! You have to get ready!" I heard his sheets rustling around.
"I'm coming in!" I waited 3 seconds then opened the door super loud. I had my eyes closed in case of... You get the idea.

"I'm going to shank you if you don't get out of bed in 3-2-" I opened my eyes to see his bed empty. Wait what? He isn't downstairs so where is he? OH SHIT!!!

"Ow~" my face hit the ground and was kept there. I also had my hands pinned police style on my back.

"Remember when we were told to be prepared for everything? Yea I thought you were the one who made that your motto." I can just feel the smirking everywhere.

"Yes dumbass I made that my motto. I honestly wasn't prepared for my roommate to attack me."

"Well I wasn't prepared for a shanking. Now I'm hungry. Did you make breakfast Anasi?" I attempted to get up and could not for the life of me get out of this damn hold.

"Stop trying. It just makes you look-more pathetic." I wriggle helplessly and after a minute just lay limp and attempt to roll onto my back so I can death glare at karma. He stands up before I do and moves out of my way. He walked around me and scoffed as he entered his bathroom. Wait... What was he wearing?

"Karma why don't you...MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN BREAKFAST!!" I shout as I unstick myself from the freezing tile of his bedroom.

"Yea no."

I stumbled into the bathroom with a fist of furry ready to slap a bitch. Guuu... *le external and internal blush too extreme for you*

(A/n I am fangirling so much rn that I could die. Is it possible to od on fangirl? Also I might not get to this in karmas POV but when he was telling Nagisa he looked pathetic what he really wanted to say was cute!! OK OK I stahp now... EEEEEEEIIII!!!! sorry still fangirling.)

He is wearing his school shorts. That's all he's wearing. I mean I'm into girls (maybe) but daaaaamn. I can explain everything in one word. Abs. Okay and the fact that every anime guy is hot when he just got out of the shower. That and he just turned to face me. Have I mentioned that I'm short?

"Uh~hh~" he was blushing too and took a step back so I could see his face. He looked embarrassed and might I add he doesn't really act that way often.

"I'm still hungry little girl so please make me some toast. That and its 7:15 you might want to get your makeup on." Oh hell no.

"You stupid motherfucker!! I am not making you breakfast!! And I do not wear makeup!!"

"Tsh- that explains a lot." He continued brushing his wet hair and finding his school shirt. I just stomped out before I murdered him.
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Why did we start on a Tuesday? Now everyone is talking about this dance and I don't have time to give a shit. I got into the classroom before karma had even gotten to school. I heard girls talking in the back corner about dressses and the boys in the front thinking about who to ask out.