Karma's A Bitch

chapter 8

Karma POV

I woke up in the middle of a random dream that I can't seem to recall. My bed was really warm and my blankets were really heavy. I tried to get up but they kept me down. I tried to push them off one way and it just ended up being right on top of me.

"Karma... Stop kicking." My blankets can talk now. I opened my eyes to see a blue haired boy laying on my chest.

"Karma... Karma?... Wait karma?!" He mumbled into my neck. He lifted his head up slowly. He looked a bit scared but I closed my eyes, wanting to see how this played out.

"Karma!" He smiled And quietly laid his head back down.

"Your not very subtle Python. I knew you were awake." He lifts his head again and rolls off of me

"Oh right... Sorry for making everything weird." He stands and walks out of the room. About two seconds later he opens the door again."this is my room." I stood to leave and walked for the door he was standing in front of.

"I hope you don't regret it." I kissed his cheek and left.
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I brushed my hair and got ready and all that before I got downstairs.

"It smells good in here Nagisa. What are you making." I rounded the corner to the kitchen and was shocked to see a full out breakfast prepared.

"Woah!" Suddenly the lights went off and a bright light came from beside me.

"You will tell me everything!" I was tackled.

"What the fuck?!?"

"Don't tell me you forgot I was here! I made an I'm sorry for walking in on you and your drunk friends make out session breakfast!"

"Gee thanks."

"Karma why are the lights off? I do not want to be attacked right now. I'm looking for the pain reliever. Karma I swear if I get tackled I'm gunna ~whu?" He tripped over me as Kayano covered my mouth. She pressed a finger to my lips and got up. I stood slowly, not wanting to get slashed by Nagisa I stayed against the wall. I waited for a moment until I heard them.

"Nagisa?! I'm not Karma!"

"What?! Who the hell are you and why are you in my house?!"

I saw the blacklight in Kayano's hand turn on and illuminate practicality all of Nagisa's face with a greenish glow. She walked back over to where I was standing to find the light switch. She used her light to find it but ended up walking towards me. She didn't shine the light onto my face but rather my neck.

"What the fuck?!? NAGISA?!?"

"Shut up. My head." I flip the switch and see. Nagisa holding his head in the middle of the kitchen.

"Let's just say its out." I got a plate. Nagisa stood looking a bit confused. I kissed his head and a wave of realization washed over him.

"Wait! What happened last night?!" Kayano had a sigh of relief.

"I would like to know the same thing karma." She mumbled.

"Nagisa. You said you liked me and I said I felt the same. Then you fell asleep on me. Nothing else really happened." I shoved food in my face. I hope they don't see the blush I know is spreading across my face.

"We still have to go to school. Two of our targets go there."

"How do you know that? I mean its true but ..."

"I did some research of my own." I wink. I think my cool is back.
"But we're cutting it close. You better go get dressed Anasi." I kissed his head and patted Kayanos.

I went upstairs and got ready. I looked in the mirror. This goddamn florescent shit better wash off. I scrubbed at my face for a good five minutes. I found a blacklight after digging through my room for a minute. I walked into the bathroom and shined it on my face. I didn't glow so I left to go check on Nagisa.

"All the boys are gunna be staring at you today!" I popped my head into the bathroom to see Nagisa sitting on the toilet.

"Why do we want that again?"

"Jealousy is a factor in every relationship. So we are going to test my theory."

"And what would that be?"

"If karma gets jealous then its a match made in heaven. If not we may have some work to do."

"Okay but keep your voice down. If I wanted him to know that I liked him I would have told him already."

"You did." I walked in.

"How long have you been here?!?"

"Long enough." I patted Kayanos head and turns towards Nagisa. "And I know your not going to go out with any boy other than me or our target."

"You were spying!" Nagisa pulled out his knife. We started stabbing at each other.

"Don't hurt each other!" We continued without paying attention to her. Nagisa has gotten much stronger since we started our training but he doesn't like one on one combat. He usually tries to put his target where he wants them then strike.
"Stop!" She put her hand right in between us. I couldn't see it but my knife hit something and she fell to her knees holding her had.

"KAYANO!! Are you okay!?! Do we need to call an ambulance?!" Say something!! "

"We are gonna be late for school silly!" She dragged us downstairs and threw us our shoes. She shoved some food I didn't see in her mouth and hopped out of the door.

"Well someone got better at acting."

"Yea no kidding." I slip my shoes on. I just have a feeling that I'm going to fall for something today.

(Pls don't kill me for short chapter. Winter break ended and school is a bitch!(like karma *snicker*) So yea I have 13 books to update and write and other stuff to life about...

Nagisa- smartcookie why you do dis.

Karma- because he needs to sleep because that's 'important'.

If he can poke fun at me I can poke fun at him.

I bet you had a comfortable sleep *wink wink nudge nudge*

Nagisa- WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT?!?

Karma- Calm down I just have to kill a cookie real quick.

Nagisa- NO! Tell me what happened now!

*thinks about thoughts to fill the head of this character*

Karma-your such a drama queen. *whispers into his hear*

Nagisa- WHAT?!?? *hides face and blushes*

Boom! Happy? I gave you a story within a story! That's an allegory bitch! Well not really its more like story-ception.

Okay I'm done smart cookie out.

I hope none of the cookies are in my class cuz then they are going to mess with me and shit...

*throws hands up and yells fuck it* I am going to go join tamaki in his sulking corner.