Katy is very selective in her word choice when song writing, often using a play on words. Probably for the well-being of the younger katycat's ears. *applause*
"It's time to bring out the big, big, big, big, big balloons,"
I understand that your milk jugs are of an impressive size, Katheryn.
"I feel my lotus bloom, come closer,"
In a pond? On a lily pad? Gorgeous.
"I know you like it sweet, so you can have your cake,"
Is it that lotus again? I don't think that's very appetising. I'll pass, thank you very much. Actually nah I'll take it.
"I heard you're feeling nothing's going right
Why don't you let me stop by?
The clock is ticking, running out of time
We should party all night,"
Turn down the noise level or *cough* the Daily Mail, Perez Hilton & Hollywoodlife might just *cough* have the noise complaints filed on their articles tomorrow.
"I can tell you're obsessed by your shortness of breath
Ooh, my cookie monster wants a taste test
Be a good boy and I'll show you the rest
Ooh, my little voyeur wants to play explorer"
DORA Have you found the eighth sea??!!?
"Pop your confetti, pop your pérignon,"
Her sheets are damn pricey - don't make a mess, darling John.
"Just when I think I can't take anymore
We do deeper and harder than ever before,"
Are you guys digging a gold mine? It's hot out in the afternoon, take breaks often and drink water - stay hydrated!!11!
"Heaven is jealous of our love
Angels are crying from up above,"
They're mourning, my dear 'good Christian girl'
"You're giving me sweet, sweet ecstasy
Yeah, you take me to utopia
You're reading me like erotica,
Boy, you make me feel exotic, yeah"
Has Santa Claus personally showed up at your doorstep, giving you the exact gifts you've wished for? I'd feel the same way.
"You wanna pet my kitty?
You such a dirty doggy"
Lotus> cake > kitty
Transformers 6: The Wonders Of Katy Perry's Vagina
"Tied, tight, tip, teasing
Push, pull, pressure, pleasing
Beads of sweat drip down your neck,
Breathing deep, gaining speed, about to peak
Trembling, trembling, trembling,"
That's very graphic. *uses it for upcoming kinky scene* Thank you. *gives no credit*
"Pick a part, you dream it up
Librarian, dominatrix
Oh boy, tell me your fantasy
Tonight's the night (tonight's the night)"
DoNt YoU FuCkInG DaRe ToUcH HeR.
"All I'm sellin is all I'm giving is sex sex
On your radio
Sex just like a machine"
She really means thin mints. WHAT TGE FUCK KATY.
Okay I've just embarrassed myself. Bye.
*Bows*
*Drops mic*
*scurries off stage*
