You either ship 'Jaty' or you absolutely despise John Mayer. Otherwise, you present yourself as that katycat that doesn't give a flip about who Katy is dating just as long as she's happy. But come on, let's be real - there's a side that you lean against at least slightly. I walk on that line right between the two, occasionally stumbling into one of those sides. Yes, that's right - at times John annoys the crap out of me. (Spare me my head, Cheska @grungekaty 👀)
John impacts Katy in many ways; and that's what we shall discuss today.
1) Her Style
John Mayer? A bandana, cardigan, sweatshirt/flannel/ denim on denim, baggy jeans, sneakers, and of course, the necklace. His sense of style is very 'hippie', retro, even - Often making himself look like he's decked on in rags. I mean, majority of the time they're spotted together she's either in a really sophisticated or casual dress, a simple top and jeans - always something really cute, especially that Grateful Dead dress that she wore to support John at his event with the Grateful Dead on the night before New Year's Eve. But other times... WHOA. These times she usually isn't with him, but it's clear that they're dating. Remember that sheer, grunge green dress over a lime green cropped bustier and shorts/skirt? There's many more - you know it.
Just if they have kids in the future:
Dear John, please don't cost your child in rags, topped off with a necklace.
My dearest, darling Katy whom I would choose before anyone else - please don't zip your child up in an Adidas tracksuit and a Chanel fannypack.
Couldn't you just imagine the most fucking adorable, spunky baby running around in an Adidas tracksuit and slides, rags, a massive statement necklace and Chanel accessories? I can. Oh, and also, clutching a Moschino teddy bear.
2) Music
Let's start off with the fact that John was the first person to call Katy a prism, basically inspiring her entire album.
They also wrote 'Spiritual' together - one of my favourites. Just imagine their writing sessions! 'Who You Love' is actually the sweetest thing although some people claim that he's used her for publicity, which I absolutely object.
3) Publicity (Jaty)
Whoaa my phone automatically corrects the first letter of 'Jaty' into a capital letter. Shits real.
Have you realised that their relationship has only become more and more private? Let's be real - the last time we saw a picture of them which they had taken voluntarily was from the Grammys in 2014. The pictures that came afterwards were all candid, half of which Katy looks as pissed as she'll ever get.
I guess that's the best way around the press, who claims that they've broken up ever eight hours, taking advantage of John's former reputation.
*crawls 'under the radar' to hunt Jaty*
4) Orlando Bloom
I have nothing against Orland... I think they're cute! He's been hanging out with Katy for years ya'll. You see John and Katy at a wedding holding hands and cuddling - you call them friendly exes. Orlando and Katy make close contact at an event... THEYRE GETTING MARRIED IN A N HOUR. Please. Fuck the press.
5) Katycats who despise Jaty.
Why?
They never really have a reason, but if they do, it's because of John's dating history. They're usually acting this way as they think it's for Katy's good but first off, she's a grown woman - she could date any man if it works out works, and she could choose to go through as many significant others as she pleases. Realise that no matter what you say, that'll never change.
They're often found bashing John on posts or calling out other fans that overreact when new pictures of Katy and her man are released.
Saying it's weird how "Jaty shippers" freak out over updates on Katy and John whilst knowing that they are together is like saying that it's odd how we get excited over Katy updates even knowing that she's alive.
A/N: Jaty or nah?
