Death Of A Bachelor | Jaspar One-Shot Collection

0. author's note

Hello everyone! It is Jenna, with her no chill ass as always. Why do I always have to write something? I have no fucking clue my mind is a mess please save me.

Anyways, before all the fun I gotta do the business bc, yanno, life. Anyways, here are some notes about the story:

* DO NOT SEND THIS STORY TO JOE AND/OR CASPAR. DO NOT SEND IT TO THEM. IT WILL MAKE THEM UNCOMFORTABLE, PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE DON'T SEND IT TO THEM BECAUSE THIS IS FOR THE FANDOM AND THE FANDOM ONLY AND I DON'T WANT THEM FEELING UNCOMFORTABLE OKAY THANK FOR READ.

* All of these one-shots are inspired by the album 'Death Of A Bachelor' by Panic! At The Disco. The songs belong to them, I do not own them, or know them personally. They are inspired by the songs, I do not own them or know them. Sorry.

* This whole work was inspired by Ariona's ( sunsetjaspar ) work 'Blue Neighbourhood' where she is writing one-shots based for Jaspar based off Troye Sivan's album. This whole thing is her idea completely, I didn't make it up so please read it because she's amazing and I love her writing.

* All of these are AU'S (a.k.a: Alternate Universe) and Joe and Caspar will possibly not act the way they do in real life or videos because it's an AU.

* I know there are mistakes in this story, please don't get on my case for it.

* Please use the comment section wisely. Don't make jokes about rape/racism/sexism/trans/homophobia it's just not funny. Also don't mock feminism or #blacklivesmatter or any other movement because it is offense. Why do that when you can make puns? :D (EXAMPLE: what do you call Santa when he's broke? Saint Nickle-less :p I'm so punny)

* These one-shots will be in order the song comes on the album.

* They're going to be more like short stories depending on my mood. Like, super long. Like fuggin longer than my chapters from Bittersweet (if you've read that, if not that's cool. Just know they were 4k words each). So I would probably get a snack or something because food is good so yes.

* There will be smut in this story because I have to get my sexual frustration out SOMEHOW. (Also, if you can't see a chapter - try following me because sometimes it gets privated. Just telling you in case).

I think that's pretty much it. If I have anything else I need to tell you guys, it'll be in an author's note or I'll just put it in here. Hope you enjoy :D

- Jenna x