Okay, so I don't exactly remember how I got these scars, my parent's never told me. I was pressured my whole life to "Get good grades"! "MIKE D. SCHMIDT!? WHY NOT MIKE A. SCHMIDT? YOUR BELONGINGS ARE NOW ON THE LAWN." I was rebellious my whole life and tended to get into tons of trouble. I didn't really pay attention and I definitely had some ass sucking teachers. They wanted some kind of golden child! I was not gonna give them that! I started smoking at 13, so one day my parents found out and.........errrrgh! They punished me and stomped on the cigarette! I had a tough time learning in school and I got picked on for it a lot. But then I broke someone's arm for stealing my hat, then people realized not to fuck with me. This guy named Jasper was dating my friend/crush, but he beat the living hell out of them. I shortly after decided to nickname them Doll, as a bit of a flirty name. It worked because I protected them from Jasper AND gave them a cute little nickname! We're now happily dating, 8 years in a row, on our way to the 9th one! I'm so close to getting the ring for Doll, just don't tell them! Anyways, I know this is mainly for asking me, but ask my friends, AND VINCENT (god I hate him) some questions. EVEN ASK DOLL! heh- Doll.
Jeremy: YEAH ASK US QUESTIONS, WE'LL BE HAPPY TO ANSWER THEM ^U^
Doll: DARE US TOO :D
Fritz: COMMENT DOWN BELOW!
Scott: AND EVEN MAKE COMMENTS ABOUT US!
Mike: we also take requests *rolls eyes*
Vincent: TOAST!
Freddy: Yup! Ask us you little ass hats!
Chica: I WANT FOOOOOOOOOOOD
Bonnie: Hi-i *eeps and hides under a blanket*
Foxy: Yar! Ye be ready to go on an adventure with us?
Mr. Endo and Mangle: MEMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS *blasts airhorn*
Toy Bonnie and Toy Chica: LETS HAVE FUN AND PARTY!
Toy Freddy: *smiles and doesn't say anything*
Marionette: JUST.DON'T.MAKE.PUNS.
Balloon Boy: Want a balloon?
Everyone: FUCK OFF ,BILLY!
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RandomMe: SUP FUCKBOYS!? So, you wanna know what it's like to be me? Make sure your prepared because this is a big shit storm right here! Between being forced to cosplay as tuxedo mask from that GOD FORSAKEN show, to being flirted with by fangirls , fanbo...
