The S in Superhero Stands for Spandex

Chapter 1

"Remember Superman and Wonder Woman and how they used to be your idols when you were young. Well superheroes are real well we don't wear spandex at least under normal circumstances because it gives us wedgies the size of Texas.  Other than that life is pretty awesome once you graduate from Madrakon Academy and become an appreciated superhero, normally... That is until your hanging off the Empire State bridge with just one hand and in just your underwear." Wide eyes stared at me on a face frozen in shock and fear before curly brown hair took its place. "Wait wait don't run come on I'm not crazy I mean I was put in a straight jacket once but that was a big misunderstanding!" I screamed. "Darn Popeye and peas why do they always run," sigh, "recruiting is not as easy as I thought it would be. Well that's because I ramble and my current style is bat girl after going through a meat grinder, which kind of screams I'm insane. I hate running," I muttered. I'm going to put Dad into a coma when I get back, trying to recruit people completely unaware of their powers does not help with my social skills.
"Ok Blake I'm sorry for tying you up and gagging you but you were clearly going to run away again and I'm already sore from training. Seeing as Dr.Hollow will be here soon to take you into headquarters and exam you with your parents I'll just entertain you until then. You know you'd think that someone who prevented a catastrophe wouldn't be forced into recruiting. Much less because this someone's father believes they lack social skills." For the first time since the start of this interaction with Blake he showed me an emotion that wasn't shock or fear, it was amusement. His brown eyes crinkled and he seemed to have snorted beneath the banana.  Which was annoying but slightly satisfactory. "See I make people laugh I do have social skills at least they're better than before.  Speaking of social skills why don't I just tell you about how they've improved which occurred while I was saving the world sort of. It's a pretty long story and what better place to start than the beginning."