Fast Times In Times Square

Two British Assholes

I attempted to silently sneak into Rachelle's office but my plans failed when I managed to knock over the potted plant next to her office door. All conversation in the room was halted by the sound in glass smashing on the tile floor and a falling ficus. All eyes were fixed on me.

"Oh Avery, you're here. I thought you'd gotten mugged or something," Rachelle said loudly and sarcastically.

"Nope, I'm okay. Thanks for the concern though." my comment earning an eye roll from her and a chuckle from one of the boys, who I had forgotten were there.

I decided to look them all over, the one who chuckled was closest to me, he had a very bright face and seemed very nice, he had bright blue eyes that had crinkles when he smiled and spiked up brown hair. The one next to him looked different, he was kind of quiet at first and his attention seemed to be all over the place, his ocean blue eyes caught mine and his excitement was visible, his blonde hair was styled and might I say he was pretty cute, but I in the baby kind of way. The boy next to him, he had this smoldering look on his face and he seemed very mysterious and serious, his eyes were chocolate brown which made me hungry, his hair was styled up and I quickly lost interest. The next two boys I had to do a double take of, wait. Two British assholes? How did one asshole know the other? Oh wait, two British asshole, they must be part of One Direction! Liam and Harry both smiled up at me from the couches, Rachelle noticed this and pushed her chest up further.

"Boys, this is my very late assistant Avery," she said blankly,

"Hi! I'm Niall!" the blonde one stood up and gave me a big hug in the process which I quickly returned, what can I say? I'm a hugger. He sat back down and another stood,

"I'm Louis," he said cheerfully as he hugged me as well, he smelt good.

He sat and the other one I didn't know stood,

"Hi I'm Zayn," he said as he gave me a small hug and sat back down,

"Good to see you again," Liam smiled as he came up to hug me,

"Yeah, small world huh?" I laughed,

"Wait? You two know each other?" Rachelle questions and looked as if her chest and that romper would no longer be acquainted in a few seconds if she didn't do something.

"Yeah, we met at Starbucks this morning," Liam smiled,

"I met her too!" Harry spoke up and grinned,

"Yeah, you did," I returned,

"Is this what you were in a rush for?" he asked,

"Yeah I-" I spoke but was cut off by a catty voice,

"We should get into this interview everyone, Avery get over here and only speak when spoken to. Fly on the wall remember?" she said in a very bitchy tone so I jumped over to the wall and pressed myself against it,

"Gotcha," I shot back earning laughs from all of the boys, she quickly shot me a glare and adjusted her top so there would be a nip slip very soon.

Oh dear.