Akatsuki edition
Me: hey Dracomagic
Dracomagic: yeah?
Me: I AM GAARA AUF DEM FEELS
Dracomagic: Christ
*magical teleportation*
Me: *squeals* IM BACK GUYS *looks around* Wat? We're not in the leaf village!
Dracomagic: I believe we are in the akatsuki base
Me: the akatsuki base? WOW IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO COME HERE
*massive explosions*
Deidara: *throws clay bombs* TOBI GIT BACK HERE -UN
Tobi: GAAAH! BUT DEIDARA-SENPAI, TOBI IS A GOOD BOY
Hidan: FUKIN SHUT UR FUKIN MOUTHS OR I SWEAR TO FUKIN JASHIN I WILL TEAR U TO FUKIN PEICES
Zetsu: *comes out of wall* how have you idiots not noticed the blatantly obvious intruders by now? Yeah, he's right. They are quite obvious. I'm glad you agree White Zetsu.
Dracomagic: uh, well we were just leaving now hehe *backs away*
Me: *silently fangirling*
Kakuzu: what the hell are you guys doing? *looks around* You better not be breaking stuff again hidan. I don't want to have to pay for it. Again
Me: GUYS GUYS YOU KNOW YOU WANT ALL THE TAILED BEASTS RIGHT?
everyone: *listening*
Me: WELL THERES ONE RIGHT HERE
Dracomagic: The feels beast doesn't count as-
Me: DRACOMAGIC HERE, HAS THE HALF-TAILED BEAST INSIDE HIM
Dracomagic: WHAT?!
Pein: I HEARD 'TAILED BEAST' WHAT WHERE
Dracomagic: I'm not a tailed beast! W-what are you trying to do? Kill me?!
Me: I want to see that side of you
Dracomagic : *pales* B-b-but why would you want to-- uh I mean, W-whatever do you mean haha *nervously glancing around*
Me: ATTACK HIM HE IS THE HALF TAIL JINCHURIKI
Zetsu: I'm kind of suspicious now though. yeah I know what you mean.
Hidan: Screw it, I'm attacking him. *draws symbol on the ground*
Dracomagic: What do you want to attack me for? I'm an ordinary normal human nothing could possibly be wrong with me
Pein: KAKUZU, USE THOSE TENTACLE THINGYS YOU HAVE
Kakuzu: I'd better get paid for this *captures Dracomagic*
Dracomagic: *cries*
Me: HAHAHAHA CMON DRACO DO THE THING
Dracomagic: NEIN
Hidan: dammit Kakuzu I want to kill him D;
Deidara: lol don't think that you won't be captured too kid -un
Me: BUT IM THE PROTAGONIST
Tobi: BUT TOBI IS A GOOD BOY
Pein: Shutup Tobi
Tobi: sorry Leader-sama
Dracomagic: I'm gonna die TT.TT
Pein: SASORI! GET UR ASS OVER HERE
Sasori: BUT IM DEAD
Pein: I DONT CARE JUST COME HERE
Sasori: fine. *arrives* what?
Pein: capture that girl
Sasori: *captures me*
Me: CHRIST DOITSU HELP ME
Dracomagic: You can hurt me. You can hurt my family...
Zetsu: where is he going with this? Black Zetsu I'm scared.
Deidara: Sasori, my man! You're alive!
Dracomagic: BUT YOU CANT HURT MY FRIENDS
Me: FREINDSHIP IS MAGIC
Dracomagic: *transformation*
Pein: Prepare yourselves guys he's turning into the tailed beast
Me: lol I lied about him being a tailed beast. He's just a regular, run-off-the-mill FTICKIN ALL POWERFUL HALF DRAGON WIZARD. Lol u guys are screwed
Dracomagic: *transformation complete* BEHOLD MY ULTIMATE POWER, PEASANTS. *has black and white dragon wings, and is bunting with a black fire* THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM
Needless to say, the akatsuki is a bit low on members at the moment
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