Creepypasta Ask Or Dare Them

what happen if the cp's crew were drunk

Me: what happen when the creepypastas were drunk?? This is what happen......

If Jeff was drunk

Jeff: I am so hot...hot, hot, I am quite sexy

Me: that is not sexy

Jeff: SHUT UP I AM LADY GAGA D:<

Me: *facepalm*

If LJ was drunk

LJ: I am Nyan cat!!!!! :D *fly to the air with some kind of black and white rainbow jetpack and wear a cat mask*

Me: LOL XD

If Ben was drunk

Ben: suppp yooo alll ladieessss!!!!!!! *sexy voice*

Me: His pervert side is on when he's drunk

Ben: how about you shut up and sleep with meh *sexy smirk*

Me: 0_0

If Sally was drunk

Sally: get theeee f####kkkk out in hereeeee *shoot everyone with her machine gun that came out nowhere*

Me: Oh God!!! She become madness!!!!!

Sally: hahahahaha >:D!!!!!!!

Me: runnn!!!!!!

If EJ was drunk

EJ: gimme a kidney without any sugar, any salt, any pepper, or cheese

Me: God, EJ! This is not a fastfood or something else, kidneys don't have any sugar, salt, pepper or cheese

EJ: just said it

Me: *facepalm*

If Mad was drunk

Mad: Son of b!tch!!! Gimme the nuttella mother f##ker!!!!

Me: language

Mad: shut up!!! A$$ holes!!!

Me: 0_0

Virus: sorry bro but you already have the nuttella, this is my nuttella

Mad: f##k!!! This is not my nuttella, just look at this word it's said nottella

Me: *facepalm*

Virus: really!!??

If virus was drunk

Virus: ahh dammit dammit dammit!!!!

Me: what's the matter virus???

Virus: I cannot infect people

Me: you just can infect computer

Virus: but my name is Virus so that's mean I can infect people with mah virus! If I only can infect computer so that's mean my name is malware

Me: *facepalm*

If Nina was drunk

Nina: I caming like a wreeckkinggg ballll!!!!!!!

Me: EJ please help your girlfriend she is getting crazier!!!!!

Nina: And I wanna kill them alll!!!!! *throw everyone with knifes*

Me: make it stop!!!!!!!

If Toby was drunk

Toby: Heheheheheheh

Me: ehh Toby???

Toby:heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheehheeheheheheheheheheeheheheheheheheheeheheheheheheheheeheheheheheheheheheeheheheheheheheheheheheheeheheheheheheheheheheheeheheheheheheheheehheehheheheheheeh

Me: uh, okayy??? 0_0

If Jane was drunk

Jane: what sup there babe???

Unknown girl: uhhh???

Jane: what's the matter, you want to do something????

Me: God, she is become lesbian now

Jane: *kiss the girl on the lips*

Me: 0_0

If Clockwork was drunk

Clockwork:...........

Me: ehh??? Clockwork

Clockwork:............

Me: whatever

If Slender was drunk

Slender: DO THE GANGNAM STYLE!!!! *dance gangnam style*

Me: XD

If Cat Hunter was drunk

C.H: I love dogs!!!! :D

Dogs: grrrr!!!!

C.H: they hate me D:

Me: because you are a cat human

C.H: But I love dogs

Me: *facepalm* (Cat hunter usually like cats and hate dogs)