Hi! I'm Chase and this is my diary. LOLOLOLOL.
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"Woops I drop my diary" i sed when i dropped my diary... YOU picked it up because ur so nosy and now ur readin it!!! oh noess!!!!!!!
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Dear Diary,
i juz bought u today so im gonna introduse myslf 2 u!! im chase, im 16 i get presents on christmas and on my birffday which is on da 12th of november..
i was born in seattle but my fam haz 2 move bcoz we were on da run... vampyrz were chasing us so we tot "why not move to england where it's safe and sound" -- it's akshaly not safe ova here in england bcoz der are chavy rioterz everywhere like cher lloyd... she's a very swaggy girl but she creeps me out if ya no wat im sayin.. luv ya cher..yl cole. she's hot. okay she is not. well she is but not as hot as hayley williams or katy perry..
so today i woke up
"wake up in da morning feelin' like p-diddy!!" my phone said
"gah stupid alarm clock" i stood up and stretched and den i went to da baffroom and had a shower so i was fresh for da ladies out der. i looked at myslf in da mirror and smiled. i was born hot.. im lucky.. its unbeleavable....
i had coco puffs for breakfast i dnt like coco puffs, i prefer weetos ok. anyway i was eating my breakfast doin my eating routine.. chew chew chew chew swallow..
after breakfast i watched tv but some little freak was watching iCarly.. i lyk icarly sumtimz but itz relly weird bcoz i victoria justice is hotter.. i like victorious..
anywya yeah i had lunch after.. i had curry and rice.. den i went to my bedroom and typed diz. hehehehe...
datz all 4 nao..
stay fresh (dats my thingymabob)
chase.
ps: i luv neuroticme, 23fastpitch and meepym bcoz dey r mi soulm8z
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FOUND THIS IN MY WORKS SAVED AS A DRAFT! LOLOLOLOLOL.
