Filthy Frank's Ship

Battles

The ship started to head faster toward their destination faster than before. The ship was mad chaos. Elena A sat quietly as she watched the chaos. Pink Guy appeared next to her out of nowhere and started screaming in starvation. "HAMBURGER PLS?!" He yelled.

He started crawling around and doing weird dance moves. Filthy Frank got on an office chair and started rolling around the ship. Elena A looked out the window of the ship, but what she saw was not what she wanted to see. She saw the Death Star from Star Wars. 

"What the hell? I thought that thing was destroyed in the fourth movie." Elena A said.

"We are now in the galaxy of possibility. Anything is possible here." Filthy Frank said.

"So that means I can have powers and stuff?" Elena A asked.

"Yeah sure," Filthy Frank said and summoned a blue light saber. 

Elena A copied him and summoned a green light saber. The door of the ship opened again and the most cancerous YouTuber of all walked in with a red light saber, Sam Pepper.

Sam's laugh cracked and wheezed. "I'm here for another prank." He smirked and his eyes had a look that said "insane" in them.

"Your pranks are not pranks bro! They're harmful!" Filthy Frank said. He spun in the air then threw his light saber. Then he started fighting Sam Pepper with it. 

Elena A just stood there watching with her light saber. Suddenly Pink Guy started shrieking again. It was because Filthy Frank's arm has been chopped off. "NO! What have you done?!" Elena A yelled. She ran over to the cancerous Youtuber and stabbed him with her light saber right in the heart. 

"May the force be with you..." Sam whispered as he was dying.

"Frank, Frank are you ok?" Elena A asked him.

Filthy Frank looked around the ship, and then at Elena A. He smiled and said, "IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!"

Filthy Frank rose from the ground and showed his unharmed arm. "Bro you scared me." Elena A said. 

"My apologies." Filthy Frank said. "But I have good news for you lil nig. You can summon your friends to help you on this mission." 

"How?!" Elena A asked.

"We are still in the galaxy of possibility. Anything is possible. You just have to believe." Filthy Frank responded.

Elena A shut her eyes and breathed. She wished for her two best friends Bob Duncan and Tyrone to be with her. Partly because they watched his videos too and mostly because she knew Bob Duncan would die to meet him and would most likely try to date him when she arrived. She also knew Tyrone thought Filthy Frank was hilarious and was fascinated by him. She thought long and hard (like Papa Franku's dick) then suddenly Tyrone and Bob Duncan appeared. 

"What the fuck? Where the hell am I?" Bob Duncan asked. 

Tyrone took a look around. "Are we in a space ship or something?"

"Elena A what are you doing here?" Bob Duncan asked. 

"I summoned you, and I had a feeling you wanted to meet someone." Elena A said, motioning to Filthy Frank, who was practicing swinging his light saber in the corner. Pink Guy was eating a McDonald's hamburger. Salamander Man was playing the recorder with his nose. 

"IT'S FILTHY FRANK, MOTHERFUCKER! IT'S FILTHY FRANK BITCH! LETS GET SOME PUSSY TONIGHT!" Bob Duncan and Tyrone sang together. 

"You guys need to summon light sabers. We are about to enter a battle." Elena A said.