Filthy Frank's Ship

Home (Ending)

"We need to get you ladies home." Filthy Frank said, going to the control panels. "Brace yourselves for light speed."

"Buckle up buckaroo!" Tyrone yelled. 

The ship went into light speed and the crew all jiggled like jello. They all screamed from the extreme turbulence they were experiencing. Pink Guy was floating around the ship as all of their vision and sight turned white. The gang stopped jiggling, and they knew they had returned to their home planet. Filthy Frank drove his space ship and dropped them off at Elena A's house. 

"I hope you ladies had a fun time." Filthy Frank said, making his signature face at them.

The other girls nodded, saying it was the most fun they ever had. Bob Duncan stepped in front of Filthy Frank and looked him in the eyes.

"Filthy Frank I am in love with you." She confessed.

The place got quiet. Filthy Frank and Bob Duncan got really close. Filthy Frank had adjusted his glasses and pushed his hair back in place.

"I am in love with you too." He said to her.

Pink Guy looked at Tyrone and they started squealing and dancing with ukuleles. Frank and Bob Duncan then shared a passionate kiss. Salamander Man started crying tears of joy, for his senpai has found his true love. "Nyes." He whispered.

As they continued to kiss Pink Guy sang the Kill Yourself song and Salamander Man played the recorder with his nose. They pulled away and stared at each other. 

"Wanna go back to my place?" Filthy Frank asked Bob Duncan.

"Always." Bob Duncan responded.

Then she, along with Filthy Frank, Pink Guy, and Salamander Man all climbed into the space ship and waved goodbye as the door closed behind them. Elena A and Tyrone waved goodbye back to Filthy Frank, Bob Duncan, Pink Guy, and Salamander Man. The two sat on Elena A's lawn and watched as the ship took off and saw Bob Duncan and Frank kissing in one window. In the other window they saw Pink Guy, but he didn't look too happy. Tyrone stood up and called to him.

"PINK GUY! YOU CAN COME OVER WHENEVER YOU WANT!" She yelled to him. 

Pink Guy seemed to look happier and made the face that he always makes. The ship flew away into the distance, leaving Tyrone and Elena A behind. Filthy Frank will remember that day for the rest of his life, and so were the others. On that day, Filthy Frank met the chosen one, a brave soul, and his true love. It was a good day.

But then Tyrone thought to herself, "Wait, this isn't my house! I need a ride home." 

And somewhere else in the world, Bob Duncan and Filthy Frank were having hot sex.

The End.