Sans: That's easy, ketchup! I can never get enough of it.
Author-Chan: You straight up eat ketchup? Huh...
Sans: It's one of the only things I can really eat...Oh. PAPS!
Papyrus: Yes, brother?
Sans: Read this comment it's for ya.
Papyrus: *reads comment* Nyeh heh heh! Fear not, sister of Z! I shall keep her safe and sound!