Author-Chan: Of course you can pet one! Here! [she picks up a fluffy tuxedo kitten, motioning it towards you] I haven't thought of a name for this one yet, but maybe you can help me think of a name!
Author-Chan: Oh ho ho, he's ticklish is he? [smirks deviously] Alright, I'll have to be real sneaky with this one...
/She finds Sans sleeping on the couch as usual. She sneaks behind the couch, hovering over him and grinning widely. She pounces ontop of him and starts ticking him./
Sans: *wha-- Hahahaha!! h-hey, s-stop hahaha!! [tries to push her away]
Author-Chan: Noooope~! Hehe! [tickles him in every spot she can until he laughs so hard he's crying]
Sans: *p-please n-no hahahaha, i can't b-breathe hahahaha!!
Author-Chan: Alright alright, I'll show mercy this time! [giggles and kisses him quickly]
Sans: [blushes deeply and hides in his hoodie, still giggling but flustered] *N-No fair, you can't just tickle me and then kiss me...
Author-Chan: Yes I can, I'm your girlfriend. I'm allowed to do that, heheh.