chapter 1
it was the day befor ur wedding with ur fiancée, kevin bean. kevin was a photo grapher who made a mean peach cobbler!!! u met him at a strip bar down town with u and ur lady friends on girks night out
“hey hunny” kevin shouts 4 feet away “can u make me some dinner” it was 2pm
“sure” u sau as u open thef ridge “o no we r out of eggs:,(“ u cry bc eggs were his fav dinner “I go to store and get more”
as u ride ur purple ass vespa down the streets of lon don to the store u see a sight that catches ur eye. a egg stand!! perf!!
the guy handing out eggs at the front is like “hey u want some eggs” u nod and say “hey ur harry frm that boyband right”
“no hes my bro” harrys bro says “o golly” u say and cry “jk im harry” harrys not really bro says “o golly!!!” u say again but good this timeJ
u take the ggs from harry and harry is like “watch out for that spoon”
“SPOON?!?!????” u screm “im allergic!!!” u throwall the ggs at harry and laugh because he is a silly old boy covered in eggs
“oh my bad:P” u say and harry laughs here are some free eggs he says to u
“oh thanx” u say back “whats thanx” he says u say “hipster way of thanks nbd;p”
“hey can I tak e u out sometime” harry blushes ass egg smoothes his curlss back down “sure;)” u wink
u ride ur egg covered vespa back to ur apartment “where r my eggs” kevin asks “shut the fuck up kevin” u say and sneakily leave one in his hat “ur a bald ass mother ucker” u say with a ;p
“no bj tongith kevin y don’t u go be a pigeon u goofy ass fucker” u hear kevin cry as he goes upstirs u eat all kevins eggs and think of hot harrys bro from the egg standJ
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harrys princess<3
Fanfictiona girl who was in love (or so she thought!!!) finds new love at the famous egg stand read if u like romance and ;p
