chapter 4
egg bitch (u) pov
u wake up naked under a bridge “where the fuck am I;(“ u try to call kevin to come pick u up when u realize ur supposed to be at a wedding and not just any wedding but u and kevins omg!!!
u lost ur clothes but who cares u walk across the street to the church where the weddin is anyway
u walk down the aisle in the nude (with no nipples either what a hoe) and u are about to kiss kevin when harry styles walks in J
“harry omg what r u doin” u ask and u see him standing in his hot ass suit and whats left of ur nipples get hard;p
“im protesting this weddin” harry says “no jimmy protested:D” yells out someone in the crowd and harry shoots them in the head they die
“egg bitch u cant marry this knob u have to marry me we r meant to be” harry says a tear down his face
“ok” u say and walk out the church with him
“no!!” says kevin and u hear him crying
“shut up kevin u were always a pussy ass bitch” harry shoots him too yay;p
as u walk out the weddin church birds peck at ur boobs looking for nipples and u laugh and say “sorry birds someone already ate my nipplesJ” harry carries u bridal styles (lol styles see what happened there;p) down to nandos yay and u celebreate with chicken
“hey lets get married” harry says “ok” u say
YOU ARE READING
harrys princess<3
Fanfictiona girl who was in love (or so she thought!!!) finds new love at the famous egg stand read if u like romance and ;p
