harrys princess<3

chapter 2: egg bitch

chapter 2

harrys pov

u check ur phone for the last time no new texts?? “where is that twig bitch” u wonder as u remember ur encounter at the egg stand “bitch ows me an egg or 2 ;/”

u see egg bitch come up to u on her ugly vespa “ewwhere did u get that” u ask “thanks i got it at the store “ she blushes @ u

“so r wr going to nandos or what” u ask “lets go hope on” she points at the scooteer

“ew no I amnot riding tht shit on wheels” u puke a little “would u rather walk” she asks “ya” u nod and start walkin

[37 min later]

“where have u been harry??” egg bitch screams when ur t nandos “dumb bitch I told u I walked” u sit down and eat ur chicken “mm I love chicjen” she says and looks at u seductively

“hey want to get married” she says with chicken juice running down that bitches face “hell no ur ugly and ur boobs sag;/” she laughs

“rofl ill plan it” she says and licks her chicken eww wtf who does that