I Don't Sing (Pitch Perfect Fanfiction)

 I looked around and almost tripped over my bags. "I'm okay!" I notified the people around me, who I think frankly didn't gave two craps about me. I picked up my bags and slowly made my way to my dorm, I only knew where it was since a very bubbly blond handed me my dorm keys and a pamphlet. She also gave me a rape whistle, I don't think I will be using this. Well, I hope I won't be using this. 

 I passed through the Activities Fair on my way there, just to see if there was anything I would join. I started passing in front of some steps when a group of boys started singing. I raised a eyebrow and kept minding my own business when one of them jumped down in front of me. He was doing the lead vocals, the song I recognized was Scream by Usher. I was taken back when he basically started grinding on me. 

 "I will use this," I warned taking the rape whistle in my mouth. He held his hands up in defense and backed up before winking. I awkwardly shuffled off and pushed through many students before finding myself at my dorm number. "Well, here goes nothing." I took a deep breath before opening the door to see a girl in a Chewbacca hat on a red  laptop. 

 "Oh my gosh!" She said jumping up, her red hair flying in her face. "You look like a highlighter threw up on your head!" I knew she was talking about my brightly dyed green hair. 

 "Is that bad?" I asked, setting my bags down on the bed that I guess was now mine. 

 "No! I love it!" The girl smiled. "Can you do my hair like that?" 

 "Sure?" I laughed at my new roommates activeness. "I'm Ireland by the way."  She giggled slightly to herself. 

 "Green hair and Ireland! I get it. I'm Sky." 

 "That's a cute name." I begun to unpack. 

 "My mother was a hippy! Your eyes look like a raccoon. I use to have a raccoon, but she ran away. Maybe you know her!"

 "Okay, calm down. I'm thinking your drugged." I laughed at her. We spent the last hour of me unpacking talking about raccoons. 

 "Do you want to go to the Activities Fair?" Sky asked me, I nodded and grabbed my iPod before we left. Sky ended up dragging me to several booths but then said they were stupid and dragged me away. The boys that I saw before were now dancing to the same song. 

 "Sky save me!" I squealed and darted behind her. 

 "Ireland what the hell are you talking about?" I grabbed her key chain with the rape whistle dangling from it. 

 "I might need this," I frowned as we passed by. Luckily they didn't stop us like last time. I whispered to Sky as they disappared from sight, "Is it me or are they total posers?" 

 "They are total posers, it's not just you sweetie." Sky laughed along with me. I started listening to Airplanes by B.O.B. with my iPod with Sky pulled the earplugs out of the plug to make it play loudly. 

 "Sky!" I told her picking my earphones up since they fell to the ground. I heard her start to beat box to the beat. I rolled my eyes and just continued walking. She nudged me alittle and I laughed. "Fine, fine." I laughed and just started rapping to the beat. I kinda got lost in my own little world, not even paying attention to the little crowd we were gaining. 

 "Hey you girls are pretty good," I was sucked out of my little daydreaming by a boy with curly brown hair and a Star Wars shirt on. "Nice hat by the way." He laughed at Sky's hat, she giggled along. 

 "Thanks." I replied.

  "I'm apart of an acapella group called The Treblemakers, I would invite you two to join but we don't allow girls in. Maybe you two should join The Bellas." He shifted his feet a little.

  "No thanks, I don't sing." Sky and I retorted and begun to walk away. He caught up to us and had a look of disbelief on his face. 

 "You two just-" He was cut off by the band of boys I thought were a bunch of creeps. 

 "Hey Benji, finally picked up some girls huh?" The one who grinded on me laughed.

 "Shut up Bumper, you're lucky Benji said we could invite you back in!" Another groaned pushing Bumper back and smiled at Benji. "What's up Benji?" 

 "I was telling these girls about The Bellas." Benji replied.

 "Isn't that rape whistle girl?" One of them, he had glasses and spiky hair, asked.

 "It is!" Bumper laughed. Two girls butted in, one had brown hair and the other was blond and a little, uh, chubby. 

 "Were you bugging these girls?" The brown haired one asked, she was clinging on the dude who told Bumper to shut up. I guessed they were boyfriend and girlfriend. 

 "They better not be." The blond one glared.

 "We weren't Fat Amy." Glasses groaned. Fat Amy? Is that a nickname or something? While they group was arguing Sky whispered to me. 

 "Wanna get out of here?" I nodded and we left before any of them could even turn around. 

  Back in our dorm I rolled to onto my stomach, since we were watching a very dramatic movie and making fun of it, and told something to Sky. "We never speak of what happened today. Got it?"

 "Speak of what?"

 "Oh, you're good."

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A/N: This is a year after the movie. Bumper is back because no one wanted him in Hollywood so he came back to college and Benji was kind enough to let him back in to the Treblemakers. Why Benji,why? Bumper is still a major douche by the way.