So, my little brothers friend Tony decided to come over to our house. He's only 9 but that little boy is like Dennis the menace. My brother and him try to be all cool and hip like all the older kids, you know how kids are.
Anyways, this little Stuart looking boy had the nerves to come up to me and say,
"What ARE THOOOOSE?!" I glared at that boy and laughed.
"Boy, these some Nike air's, what the fuck are those?" I pointed at his ugly ass, worn out shoes. (Look at pic) Boy so poor he be robbing the homeless for what they got so I don't see how he talking.
Now he feeling all sad because I roasted his little crybaby ass.
YOU ARE READING
The Roast Book
HumorHere is just a book where I let my rants out and simply just jokes me and my friends have made about other people. Nothing against them, we just like to play around like that. XP
