Warning: Do not try this in real life. It will most likely scare away people and you may be labeled as a phsycopath or something. XD
America: Hey there, wanna be my California girl?
Austria: You know, piano players have really skilled fingers.
Canada: They say "Mattie has a bit of a French side." They're wrong, I'm better than a Frenchie.
China: Since I'm the oldest countries, I've seen a lot of things, but I think you have to be the cutest so far.
Cuba: Ahh... This is life... care to join me in paradise? (Interpret it however you want XD)
Denmark: Wanna become one with the Kind of Scandinavia?
England: I don't mean your not beautiful, but the magic in your eyes is more beautiful than anything else.
Estonia: I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on my desk and do you all night.
Finland: Don't be mistaken, behind this sweet smile, I'm a skilled sniper whose people made alcohol infamous! I'm sure I can show you entertainment somehow.
France: Greetings, mon cher, care to become new French territory?
Germany: Um... Italy told me to be nicer to others... so, may please I invade you?
Greece: Would you like to sleep with me... and my cat?
Latvia: I might be a bit spacey, but even I see your beauty
Lithuania: I love you, just don't tell Mr. Russia! You're to pretty to become one with him... but maybe you'd be one with me?
Poland: Like, let's make this, like short. I like, love you.
Prussia: Hello lo- oh nien, your no loser, you just might be as awesome as me.
Romano: Eh? Why you blushing? You look just like a tomato... On the other hand, it just adds to your beauty.
Russia: Be my sunflower, da?
Sealand: I'll give you a hug if you admit I'm a nation... Oh well, I'll hug you anyways!
Spain: I'll offer you a tomato, but nothing is sweeter than you!
Sweden: If I kiss you, would you tell m'wife?
Switzerland: I would pay all my country's money for a night with you.
Turkey: Oh, how I love theatrics. Shall we put on a show?
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I'm sorry if I'm not updating enough...
Well, I figured this would be something you guys would enjoy and it didn't take me much time to either find these or make them up... Just so you know, I do not have a dirty mind. XD I tried to make these as innocent as possible...
I'm also pretty sure this is filled with typos but who cares.
Don't forget to vote on this chapter! (=^-^=)
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