Hetalia Oneshots (Requests Open)

2p Hetalia Pickup Lines

Warning: Do not use these in real life. They will scare people away and you might be placed in a mental asylum (OK... so maybe the last part is a bit of an exaggeration but they will try to avoid you at all costs.)

2p America: I'd like to hit every base with you.

2p Canada: I'm good on ice, but I'm better in bed. Do you want to ride my zam-boner?

2p China: Your body is more addicting than opium, hand it over.

2p England: Are your parents are baker, because your a cutie pie. (Can't...resist...cuteness... KYAA!)

2p France: I don't need fancy wines. But I would prefer you to moan my name.

2p Germany: Your like one of my scars, you never go away. Which I guess in your case, it's a good thing.

2p Italy: You have a beautiful body, I bet it would look great under my knife. *suggestive and awkward eyebrow wiggle*

2p Japan: I'm a senpai on the streets, but a hentai in the sheets. (I don't think this makes sense.. Oh well XD)

2p Prussia: My life is sad and lonely without you in it. I'll drop a tear into the ocean, and when you find my tear, that is when I'll stop loving you.

2p Romano: You look beautiful in that outfit, but I think you would look better with nothing on at all.

2p Russia: I bought you some vodka. I'm already wasted, but the condom inside my pocket doesn't have to be.

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Only trying to buy myself time for the next update XD

I had so many tests this week, and two big projects were due this week.

So to make it up to you guys, you get to read my perverted pick up lines. Now I sit and think back on what I do in my free time. I really do have no life XD

Welp, I hope you enjoyed this "update" and please don't forget to favorite (=^J^=) <-- Russia Cat