Offline☽ Stiles Stilinski [2]

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four ; senior scribe duh

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liam:
ariii

aria:
what

liam:
quit being rude

aria:
cut the crap liam, just tell me why the hell you interrupted my AHS marathon the day before hell?

aria:
school*** I meant school not hell

liam:
AHS?

aria:
American Horror Story

liam:
sounds creepy

aria:
probably too much for your innocent little soul

liam:
I'm not innocent!!!!!

liam:
just help me please

aria:
with what?

liam:
scott and stiles is keeping me strangled against a tree

aria:
that my friend, is called child abuse

aria:
you should report them

aria:
like having them arrested

aria:
no one would miss them

aria:
or who am I kidding, I would miss the big bad alpha who's actually a cutie

liam:
what about stiles??

aria:
sorry I lost my vision for a second

aria:
who where you talking about?

liam:
you should forgive him bc he loves you

aria:
yeah like he loved me when he slept with Malia while we were still together

aria:
didn't  think so

liam:
come and help me out

aria:
but today is the day of the full moon

aria:
and it wasn't very nice last time

liam:
just shut your mouth and get here

aria:
it better be worth missing Evan Peters or else I'll kick ur sorry ass

liam:
I love you

aria:
yeah, like I haven't heard that one before

liam:
you ruined it

liam:
oh fuck stiles is on his way to get my phone

liam:
he saw me on it, fuck

liam:
and I may have told him that I was texting with his girlfriend

aria:
ex girlfriend!!!

aria:
but I'm coming to get you rn I'm taking my bike

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italics: aria

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lyds:
aria do you want me to pick you up?

aria:
what why?

lyds:
are you completely out of your mind?

lyds:
SENIOR SCRIBE DUH

aria:
oh yeah

aria:
don't know if I'll be going

aria:
just dropped Liam off at his house

lyds:
you're coming

lyds:
stiles wants you to get your cute ass up here

aria:
no he doesn't, lol

aria:
he's at the hospital rn

aria:
quit lying

aria:
why da fuq you lying

aria:
why you always lying

lyds:
actually he does, he just texted me that if you're not going he's going to get you

aria:
text him to crawl back to his girlfriend and that I want nothing with him to do

lyds:
just get over here

aria:
OKAY BUT IT BETTER BE WORTH MISSING EVAN PETERS ON A BIG SCREEN

lyds:
it totally is aria

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